maybe it is becaue it is almost five in the morning, but i just listened to a whole recording of a guy calling krispy cream to talk about how good the one doughnut was that he had. if you want to befuddle your sences, it is found here. goodness knows why i do the things that i do ( Read more... )

you guys all need to watch tlc. yes. this is me telling you to watch tv. this won't happen a lot. tonight, at 9pm eastern time, and again at midnight, jump britain, a le parkour documentary, will be showing on tlc. so, sit your little respective booties down in front of the idiot box and learn something.

my first frisbee broke last night. i had named him bruce. he simply cracked. i felt a great emptiness fall upon me, i mean, if you know me, you know how happy frisbee makes me. it felt really horrible. i guess it was his time and all, but i am glad i don't have enough faith in religion to blame god.

by the way, found an interesting article here.

for those of you who don't know, i work at wild oats, an all natural food store, in the deli, and get to see all the streamy-eyed mystics of boulder come through and attempt to order silced turkey. astronomy, nakedness, and male lactation always seems to come up in conversation while the turkey chest smooths its way across the whirlybladed slicer ( Read more... )

( Read more... )

michelle was like, "write me a pooooem!" and i was like, "i am not in the poem writing mood" and then she was like, "do it anyways" and i was like, "ok fine, i will do it anyways, but it won't be good" and she was like, "..." for a while until i wrote it and sent it to her and there ya go ( Read more... )

playful paramours upon the seat ( Read more... )

and thats all hesheit wrote. right ( Read more... )

she spoke thickly of nothing, like chewing on rubber balloons, one after the other. i listened without realizing that the secrets of the universe could reside within everything that everyone spoke, (even balloonwords of small consequence) the subject matter might of mattered not, but i didn't understand it anyways. one does not need to know the ( Read more... )

lovely drugs! especially when they make us see the faults in others. gay guys in jesus shirts are strangely attractive. nichola tesla thought himself to be a bit of a psychic. emo has gone over my head in a forward sweeping arc. ryan may corrupt jenny yet, without incest. squeal piggy. sleep is wrong, so speaketh the sleepytime gorilla museum. dark ( Read more... )