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[esorlehcar]

OMG. POVVER IS STILL OUT AT VVORK SO VVE ARE ALL IN THIS TINY CLASSROOM DOVVNSTAIRS ON MICROSCOPIC MONITORS AND THE DOUBLEU ON MY KEYBOARD DOESN'T VVORK AND HOVV AM I SUPPOSED TO VVORK UNDER THESE CONDITIONS? *CRIES*

ETA: Ws! Sweet, sweet Ws! Who knew the loss of a single letter could wreak such havoc?

ETA, pt. 2: ahahahaha, now one of my

Comments

[britomart_is]

Ahahahahahaha this is the BEST POST EVER.

[esorlehcar]

All of you people will pay for laughing at my pain. Oh, yes, you will PAY.

[britomart_is]

Oh, that's what you think. But the moment you prepare yourself to type "GTFO die in a fire", all your vowel keys will stop working. You'll be reduced to wrathful emoticons.

[fools_game]

I spent a couple of hours last night taking my keyborad apart, washing the keys in hot soapy water, and scrubbing down the keyboard itself with q-tips. It was educational.

[esorlehcar]

Snoo did that awhile back! I have a laptop at home, so I can't actually do that, though I wish I could. It's amazing how much gets caught in there, even when you're careful...

[fools_game]

I am not careful. I spilled a cup of tea on the keyboard, and ahdn't cleaned it out since I got it. It was... disgusting.

[exsequar]

I'm sorry about your plight, but this post is most loltastic, I must say. <3

For a while I had no C key on my laptop. I had to copy (by right click-> copy) a C and press Ctrl+V every time I wanted a C. It became second nature, but it was deeply annoying. If you go back in my journal and see entries without any capitalized Cs, that's why! Hee.

*pats your head*

[esorlehcar]

It's funnier now that I am back in my cubicle with a working keyboard :-)

And oh, man. That would make me CRAZY. Working keyboards are so important!

[lethological]

sympathies for your plight! but omg most hilarious post ever. i wondered if it would keep going on, you know, as you lost more letters and were required to resort to increasingly creative measures to express your rage.

have you ever read ella minnow pea: a novel in letters? it's about an entire island of people whose Council starts banning the use of certain letters, one by one - as each letter is banned, it disappears from the book too, and people get very creative trying to get around it. and then there's this girl, ella, and she fights back against this encroachment...it's hilarious and totally awesome. and i thought perhaps you could empathize.

Access Denied

[richblood]

The link to your fic "Sinking toward a deeper blue" does not work anymore. It just says "access denied." Is this a permanent thing, it's my favorite of your stories, and I would really like to read it again. Thanks.

Re: Access Denied

[esorlehcar]

Erk, sorry about that. I had kind of a freak out a few weeks back and locked pretty much everything, and then I calmed down and went back and unlocked all the fic, but I must have missed that one.

It's open now!