Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle.
Say the following questions aloud, and press play.
Use the song title as the answer to the question.
NO CHEATING.
How does the world see me?:
She Wants Revenge - Out of Control (Yeah, right.)
Will I have a happy life?:
Sam Cooke - Having A Party (Woohoo!!)
What do my friends really think of me?:
311 - Lucky
Do people secretly lust after me?:
Eric Clapton - Heaven Is One Step Away (So this is a yes? maybe?)
How can I make myself happy?:
Postal Service - Sleeping In (How true.)
What should I do with my life?:
Spencer Davis Group - Gimme Some Lovin' (Ha ha)
Will I ever have children?:
Rolling Stones - Beast of Burden (HA HA HA)
What is some good advice for me?:
Van Morrison - Moondance
How will I be remembered?:
Five for Fighting - Superman
What is my signature dancing song?:
Dion & The Belmonts - Runaround Sue
What do I think my current theme song is?:
Four Tops - Baby I Need Your Loving
What does everyone else think my current theme song is?:
Lenny Kravitz - It Ain't Over 'Til It's Over
What song will play at my funeral?:
Simple Plan - You Don't Mean Anything (Ouch.)
What type of men/women do you like?:
Bowling For Soup - Girl All the Bad Guys Want
What is my day going to be like?:
Simple Plan - Perfect
Wow, that worked out much better than I thought it would... I mean, most of the answers actually make sense. Go figure.