sweet merciful crap

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my keyboard is royally screwed up. finally it can go no further, i think. i spilled coffee and orange juice on it today, and it just kind of started sucking really bad. so if i'm not online as much, it's because it physically pains me to type anything. you don't even know how many curse words i'm mumbling under my breath. i like some quirk in

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I can...

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comment here, comment there, I can comment everywhere from right here.

There is a reason I never drink tea and I do believe you have stumbled upon it.

I'm such a whore.

Re: I can...

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my favorite whore. aw...

Hm.

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Very nice. :)

Did the boxes come to life when possessed bu the tea demon, or is he just made up of boxes of what I'm assuming is tea? If it's the former, can he possess other boxes? Do boxes he possesses become tea boxes?

Re: Hm.

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i wouldn't put it past them to do anything, those sons of b*tches tea demons are tricksy like you wouldn't believe. also, THEY BREATHE FIRE. MAN, I HATE THEM.

Re: tea demon my ass

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hey!! i'm not awkward!!!
.........*intense moment of self-doubt*...........
crap.

shut up,
peet

The Demon In The Tea Could Save Us All.

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Have I mentioned how great your posts are? Well if I haven't, then here goes:
Wow, that was hilarious, and I mean, I laughed til I cried, and then I beat myself up about it, because I made a pact with myself not to cry when I laugh. You made me break this pact. So now I'm unsure of what to do with my life. I also very much enjoy the picture storybook. I'm making a picture storybook one day. (when i gets me a dig-a-tall kam-err-aah.) It's about this guy who becomes homeless. Wow that sounds really bad and mean out of context. However, I have no intention of putting it IN context right now. What do you think about that?
Chris
PS, the bride side will be the right side when facing the entrance. Is that cool?

It's cool with me.

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what's even worse is that as soon as i stepped outside today i was thought "OH MAN, NOTHING SOUNDS BETTER RIGHT NOW THAN A GOOD MUG OF TEA!"

SONOFAB*TCH.

I'm A Devil With Angel Wings.

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I'm a staunch advocate of Tea, and Tea like entities. I apologize if this offends you.
Chris

i'm an angel with devil wings

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i myself love tea. i just hate what happens when i'm loving tea. :/

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FROM THE PEN OF SEEHAINSAW:
next time warn a nuqqoix before you bust him upside the head with a face full of kyrish!

C­­­­­­­-SAW

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sorry seesaw, my bad.  my apologies as well.  keep it fresh, the l train