i'm bored please respond or i'll just keep being bored

[esquilax]

tell me something awesome. about anything you so desire. ooh, or ask me a question. reeeeaaaallly, anything, i just need something. you're all i have right now. well, it's 8:00 so i'm gonna go throw up now. LaTeRz!

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i'm bored.

[anotherant]

marry me?

oh nick, i thought you'd never ask!

[esquilax]

are you back from your vacation of drunken debauchery and swamp tours?

Re: oh nick, i thought you'd never ask!

[anotherant]

Yes'm, I am. That city tired of me quickly and spit me out like a half-chewed wad of tobaccer.

And now I'm bored and can't sleep.

Hmmmm . . . . so I suppose I should ask some questions to alleviate my boredom and also help you out with yours as well. As they say in the Congo, 'never let a vulture sit on your shoulder'. Whatever that means. So . . . .

Let's see, I already proposed, so that question is used up. How's life as the miss kyrish? Aaaaaand, did you miss me? Ummmmm . . . . what color are your toenails? If you could be a number, which would you be? Let's go swimming? Aaaaaaand, hiya. You on yahoo?

Re: oh nick, i thought you'd never ask!

[esquilax]

yes to all questions