just in case you were wondering

[esquilax]

hey everybody, i have strep!

also, i'm coming back to illinois next friday.

oh, and my brother's getting married tomorrow.

my throat hurts.

Comments

Hm.

[arcaeris]

Get well soon! :)

Re: Hm.

[esquilax]

thank ya

[vandalizerr]

Hump it into submission.

Hope you feel better.

[esquilax]

humping is your solution to everything.

[vandalizerr]

Show me one time it has failed, and I'll show you and a bloody lawnmower and lacerated genitalia.

[esquilax]

oh sweet mercies!

Sweet

[thecosmicshame]

Illinois is the awesome, and it welcomes others who are the awesome with open arms. :)

P.S. I second Vandalizer's suggestion of a submission hump.

Re: Sweet

[esquilax]

mmmmmm, i guess illinois is awesome... more like... illinois exists... i tell you what, i will not argue with the fact that it exists! how's that?

Re: Sweet

[thecosmicshame]

It'll be more awesome if we ever get the chance to hang out!

Poor streppy lindsey.

[anotherant]

Hey, you're supposed to be at a wedding right at this moment.

And I think I'm supposed to be asleep.

At least one of us can do things correctly.

Now what's this I hear about a submission humping?

Re: Poor streppy lindsey.

[esquilax]

oh yeah, i was at a wedding.

yeah there's a lot of talk of humping. but the thing is... i can't hump my own neck... so frankly, i'm at a loss as to what i can do about this.

Re: Poor streppy lindsey.

[anotherant]

I have a few ideas, but I'll have to inspect you personally to offer my professional opinion.

[ex_enjoythes395]

that's not strep. it's actually a new strain of herpes...that i gave to you.

[esquilax]

i told you that was a bad idea! GOD IS PUNISHING US*!!!!!

*me

[ex_enjoythes395]

you know we're just gonna do it again. if two people with the same disease continue to fornicate, then it goes away.

[esquilax]

do you speak truths, jason?