yourbluejacket: man, i need to go to church
yourbluejacket: all the girls are wearing their spring skirts and i'm missin it
yourbluejacket: that's quoteable.

okay so i know i'm a little post-happy lately, but i had a really peculiar dream and i wanted to share it all with you fine folk ( Read more... )

so let me start this out by saying that jes and i are so totally awesome.

( teen_girl_squad )

my friend gen has a theory, fully supported by yours truly, that when in the bathroom, it is weird to talk to people. she calls it "an invasion of bathroom sovereignty". i mean, if you're up there brushing your teeth or washing your face or something, that's cool. i have no beef with you. but if i'm in the shower, or going wee-wee, please don't ( Read more... )

"i either have ADD or i'm just really superlazy."

still true.

it has come to my attention recently that i am able to pose as (an attractive) member of any subculture group! i am le chameleon. what's next, you ask? country m-fing superstar kyrish, that's what! dig.

( vanityfair )

one time i was contemplating ditching astronomy. i sent out a text message to my friends, posing the question "astro: ditch or no?" and i figured i'd just leave it up to them ( Read more... )

my keyboard is royally screwed up. finally it can go no further, i think. i spilled coffee and orange juice on it today, and it just kind of started sucking really bad. so if i'm not online as much, it's because it physically pains me to type anything. you don't even know how many curse words i'm mumbling under my breath. i like some quirk in ( Read more... )

her name is stacey! she is my mother! and she'll be flying through o'hare tryin' to get from there to there! she'll spend the weekend! because she loves me! and we'll have laughter and good times and i'm running out of rhymes, so i'll just end it there, adieu and do take care!

( awwwwwww )

i walked into a sliding door at the airport the other day ( Read more... )