VM 2.20 Does stalking the one you love count?
I haven't been posting thoughts on this season up until now but I guess better late than never. What can I say, I need an angst/snark outlet.
Completey random thought synopsis because I am still mainly blown away by the fantabulousness of this entire episode.
VD- definitely from Duncan (I hope, so, so tired of the hallowed saint Duncan) best possible way to smear DK’s good name... in absentia, satisfying character assassination without forcing us to actually bear the sight of the vacant plastic Ken doll face. Go Rob!
The ‘I’d rather be spelunking’ face --- looks more like the ‘I’m trying really hard to remember that I don’t find you charming and amusing and remind me again why I don’t attack you right here in the hallway and use my lips to remove that smirk from your mouth’ face....was that a run-on? Forgot to breathe there for a bit....I'm hopeless, I should be ashamed....moving on... after one more itsy bitsy comment: first the ‘you’re not hot’ and now the ant hills? Veronica, remember the good old days when you could lie and I actually believed you? [sigh] yeah, me too. Take your own sage advice hun- it’s all in eyes, and yours just ain't selling it.
Daddy Mars - why oh why do you insist on believing in the good in people? Do you not recall the creepy cigar chomping and nervous laughing scene from mere episodes ago? Has being ousted from the Sheriff’s office by the town, then being left in the lurch by your cheating, thieving alcoholic wife and then being lied to by your eighteen old daughter about her involvement in felony kidnapping taught you nothing.....people can not be trusted. This is Neptune, California, one step from the hell mouth (metaphorically speaking of course), there are no exceptions to this rule.
Veronica, good to have a little of the mad sleuthing skillz back. We’ve missed crafty clever Veronica, never ever replace her with bland faced pouting lips Veronica 2.0 again. Please. I’m begging you.
Leo - way better without the Elvis hair but I can’t say I missed you.
Gia - the Britney Spears schoolgirl thing is so 2000, flashback fashion is only cool if you’re Veronica or one of her boy toys. Oh, and I didn’t think this needed to be said out loud after the era of Wes Craven horror movies.... but, since the only white matter in your head is undoubtedly pre-chewed bubblegum, I’ll spell it out for you....when the creepy night janitor asks you to accompany him to his creepy badly lit storage closet there is only one answer....it starts with and N and ends with an O and you should shout it as you are running very fast in the other direction.
LOL Elevator scene: Mac in siren red, Corny in fake tux chic, Madison as Malibu Princess Barbie (maybe she and Duncan should get together, I bet they could make beautiful plastic devil spawn), Dick being Dick.... Anyone else picture the album cover of Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Heart’s Club Band? ...no, just me alone in my strange little universe then. Too bad they didn’t have a tuba or a drum, Butter’s could have been holding it seeing that he was auditioning as a big band leader....(note to Butters aka 'Imitation Crab'- rent Pump up the Volume and then rethink the wisdom of the hat...and the scarf....the tie...and, well the list is already too long so just repeat after me....Weird is a euphemism for many very insulting adjectives.
Jackie and Wallace = sugar coma (not the good kind). We do not need to see BFF/honorary brother sex....implying it was bad enough.
Logan aka whipped puppy dog with a mommy complex - Oh how I love you, oh how I loathe you, oh how I wish I could hug you and make you forget....everything. Seriously, seeing the last two years you've had I'm thinking Rip van Winkle had the right idea.
I so wish that I could spend time wallowing in the sadness I feel for you at this moment because your confusion is so heart wrenching and Veronica's pain is so piercing....unfortunately I’m way too busy remembering that you just called your relationship with Veronica epic (did you read Odysseus, epics don’t usually end well) AND you invoked the word bloodshed and now I’m recalling something about a gun in your glove box and how last week when we saw one of those someone almost got shot but then it was a fake out and Rob and company love to say ‘psych....made you flinch’ and then while you’re laughing in relief they get you with that killer right hook that you never saw coming......and now I’m seriously worried for your bodily safety because let’s face it, it’s way too late to worry about your emotional safety because those elevator doors sounded like a bell tolling for someone. Please, please go back inside that hotel room and lock the door and don’t come out until this season is over. Nobody likes a dead anti-hero. Maybe I’m paranoid....doesn't mean I'm wrong.
Veronica- I cry for you. Too many reasons to go into now as this post is already WAY too long.
Wow.... good episode, this is the reason this show is so fanfuckingtastic, an hour of tv that makes you laugh and cry and scream at the TV like a lunatic and then rewind because a true masochist is never satisified with just a little pain.
Comment if you want. I'd love to talk to fellow VM lovers. Obsessions are always better when shared.
Completey random thought synopsis because I am still mainly blown away by the fantabulousness of this entire episode.
VD- definitely from Duncan (I hope, so, so tired of the hallowed saint Duncan) best possible way to smear DK’s good name... in absentia, satisfying character assassination without forcing us to actually bear the sight of the vacant plastic Ken doll face. Go Rob!
The ‘I’d rather be spelunking’ face --- looks more like the ‘I’m trying really hard to remember that I don’t find you charming and amusing and remind me again why I don’t attack you right here in the hallway and use my lips to remove that smirk from your mouth’ face....was that a run-on? Forgot to breathe there for a bit....I'm hopeless, I should be ashamed....moving on... after one more itsy bitsy comment: first the ‘you’re not hot’ and now the ant hills? Veronica, remember the good old days when you could lie and I actually believed you? [sigh] yeah, me too. Take your own sage advice hun- it’s all in eyes, and yours just ain't selling it.
Daddy Mars - why oh why do you insist on believing in the good in people? Do you not recall the creepy cigar chomping and nervous laughing scene from mere episodes ago? Has being ousted from the Sheriff’s office by the town, then being left in the lurch by your cheating, thieving alcoholic wife and then being lied to by your eighteen old daughter about her involvement in felony kidnapping taught you nothing.....people can not be trusted. This is Neptune, California, one step from the hell mouth (metaphorically speaking of course), there are no exceptions to this rule.
Veronica, good to have a little of the mad sleuthing skillz back. We’ve missed crafty clever Veronica, never ever replace her with bland faced pouting lips Veronica 2.0 again. Please. I’m begging you.
Leo - way better without the Elvis hair but I can’t say I missed you.
Gia - the Britney Spears schoolgirl thing is so 2000, flashback fashion is only cool if you’re Veronica or one of her boy toys. Oh, and I didn’t think this needed to be said out loud after the era of Wes Craven horror movies.... but, since the only white matter in your head is undoubtedly pre-chewed bubblegum, I’ll spell it out for you....when the creepy night janitor asks you to accompany him to his creepy badly lit storage closet there is only one answer....it starts with and N and ends with an O and you should shout it as you are running very fast in the other direction.
LOL Elevator scene: Mac in siren red, Corny in fake tux chic, Madison as Malibu Princess Barbie (maybe she and Duncan should get together, I bet they could make beautiful plastic devil spawn), Dick being Dick.... Anyone else picture the album cover of Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Heart’s Club Band? ...no, just me alone in my strange little universe then. Too bad they didn’t have a tuba or a drum, Butter’s could have been holding it seeing that he was auditioning as a big band leader....(note to Butters aka 'Imitation Crab'- rent Pump up the Volume and then rethink the wisdom of the hat...and the scarf....the tie...and, well the list is already too long so just repeat after me....Weird is a euphemism for many very insulting adjectives.
Jackie and Wallace = sugar coma (not the good kind). We do not need to see BFF/honorary brother sex....implying it was bad enough.
Logan aka whipped puppy dog with a mommy complex - Oh how I love you, oh how I loathe you, oh how I wish I could hug you and make you forget....everything. Seriously, seeing the last two years you've had I'm thinking Rip van Winkle had the right idea.
I so wish that I could spend time wallowing in the sadness I feel for you at this moment because your confusion is so heart wrenching and Veronica's pain is so piercing....unfortunately I’m way too busy remembering that you just called your relationship with Veronica epic (did you read Odysseus, epics don’t usually end well) AND you invoked the word bloodshed and now I’m recalling something about a gun in your glove box and how last week when we saw one of those someone almost got shot but then it was a fake out and Rob and company love to say ‘psych....made you flinch’ and then while you’re laughing in relief they get you with that killer right hook that you never saw coming......and now I’m seriously worried for your bodily safety because let’s face it, it’s way too late to worry about your emotional safety because those elevator doors sounded like a bell tolling for someone. Please, please go back inside that hotel room and lock the door and don’t come out until this season is over. Nobody likes a dead anti-hero. Maybe I’m paranoid....doesn't mean I'm wrong.
Veronica- I cry for you. Too many reasons to go into now as this post is already WAY too long.
Wow.... good episode, this is the reason this show is so fanfuckingtastic, an hour of tv that makes you laugh and cry and scream at the TV like a lunatic and then rewind because a true masochist is never satisified with just a little pain.
Comment if you want. I'd love to talk to fellow VM lovers. Obsessions are always better when shared.