Sorry for spoilers...
I figured I should post this before I post about NCEA because there's BOUND TO BE SOMETHING WRONG WITH THAT FUCKED UP PIECE OF CRAP.
This past Monday (14th) was Nico's birthday and I went to the city to watch Aliens Vs. Predators with him, Xty, light_destiny, siee, yunnycakes and Rahul.
I was late because fucking Stagecoach driver had a stick up his ass. Crack under cut.
Oh and because I hadn't watched the first one, I didn't know what it was so I asked siee and she was lame and said: "IT's about Aliens versus Predators!"
And so I asked MJC and he was like: It's the suckiest piece of crap ever made.
But nevertheless, I got there on time and went in (I sat next to Rahul) and it's probably for this EXACT reason, we found that AVP is the FUNNIEST SHIT EVER.
It started and had all these weird noises and the screen was a weird colour (did I mention that it was in Cinema ONE?1! I'M FUCKIN GSICK OF CINEMA ONE. EVERY MOVIE IS IN FUCKING CINEMA ONE WTF) and it freakishly reminded me of a porno so I was like: rawr sexy... ?
And Rahul heard this and leaned over and was all: You need to get your eyes checked.
And we snorted. XD
Okay and you know how at the beginning, there was the dad and his kid running around in the forest? And then this freak of a monster came out of no where and pretty much disolved the dad and threw themselves INTO them? Well, we were PRETTY SURE they were dead.
Until they regained consconscious and
Rahul: I thought they were dead...
Me: HOw could they NOT be??!!!
And then they seemed healthy enough (minus dad's arm but that didn't seem to bother them) until this alien thing burst out of them.
Me: Well, they're dead NOW.
And for some reason, we lolled.
There was another time where that weird predator thing came and he took out this vial of BLUE LIQUID STUFF and Rahul and I thought it was a freaking miracle cure and that it was supposed to bring them back to life.
We were SO SHOCKED when that liquid pretty much dissolved their bodies.
Then we burst out into laughter because it was so shocking. O_o It was so freaky, we couldn't help laughing.
And there was this time when the two brothers were in the sewers and the older one (I think) was like: "I can think of worser places" or something to that effect...
Me: *mutters* Oh yeh? Where?
Rahul: *Leans over and hisses*. India.
Me: ...
Rahul: ...China.
Me: XD
Rahul: ........Australiaaaaaaaaaa.
Me: ...XDDDDDD
Both of us: *snicker snorts and LOLLED again*
Our row of friends: WTF? But once they figured out why, they started laughing too.
And come the time where they were all in this shed thing or shop thing and all we saw were "blenders". It stood out so much on the screen, we saw them straight away and Rahul and I thought they were blenders!!!
Rahul: Oooooo... pretty blenders?
Me: *snickers at sarcasm*
Movie chick: *picks one up and turns it on - it turns out to be a fucking light*
Rahul and I: ........................... BWQAHAHAH:JFLKJADasdf%^&*( HAHHAHAH!!!!!! XDDDDD
Oh remember when the kid was looking out the window with the night viewer thinger and she suddenly screamed when she saw the monster? And when the dad came in and he went to the window and was like: See? No monsters!
Monster: *bursts through window and PWNS THE DADDY*
We were TOTALLY expecting that but that still made us scream and jump for some reason. XD And because of this, our embarassment totalled us and we started laughing our asses off!!
At one point in the moive, this usher went down the sides and we saw her as this dark figure floating past us.
Rahul leaned over to me and he was like: OHholySHIT PREDATOR!!!!
Which only made me laugh.
In other words, AVP was sickening but for some reason, it made me laugh even harder than Death at a Funeral. I R SERIOUS.
Oh and at the beginning of the movie, we sort of made bets on who'd win, Aliens or Predators...
Rahul was all for the Predators and so was Xty and pretty much everyone else.
I secretly thought the humans were gonna win... but whatever.
However, we were pretty much agreeing on one thing: "PREDATORS ARE GONNA PWN EvERYONE. FUCK, JUST DISREGARD THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE BITCHES."
Man, I feel SO DAMN SORRY for the people sitting right behind us. We seriously LAUGHED so much and SO HARD at all the wrong places. I seriously doubt you are supposed to laugh when people die...
I can safely say, we were the only ones in the entire cinema who laughed so hard.
After that, we went to Oportos (rich man's McDonald's) and pandatheone and Xty and Nico got ripped off so badly. XD The rest of us just ate off their plates. AHAHA!!
Then we went to Yogoberry and light_destiny shouted us a JUMBO yoghurt thing. Then Nico and yunnycakes shouted us two waffles. Yum, but didn't eat much of it. XD
And we put make up on Xty which was totally hot because he's pretty like that.
And we snicked and snorted over Nico's picture of himself in my school uniform (skirt and all). Nico would totally do himself looking like he did in that picture. Major lulz.
yunnycakes went home after that and we all went to Initial (at least that's what we called it) to play pool. There were like 8 people and light_destiny bought TWO pearl milk drinks and we shared them between the 8 of us.
I swear, we CANNOT bring in ANY more people into our circle because we'll seriously get real sick real bad one day with all the sharing we do. =_=|||
I was going to stay right through the end for dinner too (they ate at Marco Polo on Dominion), but my dad was weird and came to pick me up at the pool place and we went over to Henderson for dinner with friends from Fiji.
In the end, I was quite glad that I did end up going because we haven't seen each other in AGES and I found out one of them now lives in Perth (oh I feel so sorry for you) and another friend from Fiji (Lulu) now lives with this person as she is attending a university in Perth.
Studying Landscape Architecture.
...seriously. When I think of Perth (Australia) I think of this vast dessert. And so it was the most hilarious thing I'd heard that evening to me. I got their MSN addresses so YAYA for that.
Okay, on Tuesday (the next day) I had planned to go to Sylvia Park with pandatheone and violetpenny to watch Enchanted.
The THINGS I DO for the SAKE of Mission 101! Good lord! For the sake of travelling by train with friends to Sylvia Park to watch a movie, I got up extra early and pretty much ran down Queen Street to get to Britomart on time.
pandatheone and I bought a ticket (It's PRETTY AND PINK but it's just a stupid piece of paper that can be lost easily) and got on the train. IT WAS AMAZING.
Okay, I lied. The trains in New Zealand (or at least Auckland) are so fucking slow, it was disturbing. I would NOT advice a tourist to take a train here. The first few minutes were awesome because the train passed through Misison Bay area and THAT'S REALLY PRETTY but when we reached Orakei, it started getting ugly. =S Disgusting! SO NOT what you'd show a tourist! But GoOD LORD, that was SOME AWESOME GRAFFITI!!!!!!!!!!11111
GOt to Sylvia, and discovered that Hoyts is full of bullshit and fucking ;lkjfdsa.
Hoyts ONLY HAD ONE cinema that was showing Enchanted and that was the Halfpipe - THe ONE where you SIT ON BEANBAGS. FUCK man, we were not about to pay 30 bucks for a fucking beanbag and we needed two for three people WTF??!!!!!
So I glared at the guy at the ticket counter and cursed the internet and their stupid company since it was NOT what it said on the website fuck it. And I really wanted to watch enchanted.
So whatever, violetpenny chose to watch Death at a Funeral instead so we bought tickets and went to Mcds so we could fulfil pandatheone's desire to eat a hamburger. O_o
Then we made it back to The Director's Lounge to watch the movie. THE SEATS SUCKED. The screen is TINY after I've been in CINEMAXX (biggest screen in the fwackin world!!one!1)
I want to watch 27dresses, kthx trailer.
There were these fucktards sitting in the front row who were throwing things around and I'm not talking about popcorn, I'm talking about BIGGER THINGS. Like the whole frikin box.
At one point, there was some guy who walked down the isle of one side of the cinema and we thought he was looking for a seat, but then he walked back up and disappeared.
A while later, he walked back down (my side of the cinema) an isle right to the front of the front row and told off the people sitting there and threatened to throw the lot of them out.
After that, they calmed down.
But I was really shocked! Mainly because the guy didn't look anything over 13, much less a worker there... but damn, he was pissed and he talked and walked like he worked there so whatever. And he had the shirt.
After the moive, we stalked Sylvia Park for a bit, violetpenny tried on some dresses and she found this purple velvet dress and tried it on.
Looked great, I wouldn't wear it if my life depended on it. Or if Gackt's life depended on it, I'm sorry to say. But not because it's ugly (it's pretty), but because I hate velvet. It gives me the creeps. *shivers*
Oh and it cost $1250. NOT SHITTING YOU. The saleslady said something about being able to talk a discount and had a 45 day layby.
HA. Much good THAT would do. =_=" we are poor students k?
THen it was time to leave, got on a bus and left. End of story really.
WHAT HAPPENED TODAY???????
I finally lost the Dial-up VS. Broadband battle with my dad. He pretty much forced me into a corner. I'm going to be on broadband soon, signing up with Slingshot's $24.9-something or rather. 15 gigs a month and can add extra. However much extra I buy, it will NEVER go over 50 bucks so it's all good! Besides, 45 gigs a month is plenty, kthxbai.
Oh and after joining thequestionclub, I've realised the importance of filters on LJ. That community is on fire! I need to set up filters or otherwise, I'll keep missing my friend's actual posts! Damn.
This past Monday (14th) was Nico's birthday and I went to the city to watch Aliens Vs. Predators with him, Xty, light_destiny, siee, yunnycakes and Rahul.
I was late because fucking Stagecoach driver had a stick up his ass. Crack under cut.
Oh and because I hadn't watched the first one, I didn't know what it was so I asked siee and she was lame and said: "IT's about Aliens versus Predators!"
And so I asked MJC and he was like: It's the suckiest piece of crap ever made.
But nevertheless, I got there on time and went in (I sat next to Rahul) and it's probably for this EXACT reason, we found that AVP is the FUNNIEST SHIT EVER.
It started and had all these weird noises and the screen was a weird colour (did I mention that it was in Cinema ONE?1! I'M FUCKIN GSICK OF CINEMA ONE. EVERY MOVIE IS IN FUCKING CINEMA ONE WTF) and it freakishly reminded me of a porno so I was like: rawr sexy... ?
And Rahul heard this and leaned over and was all: You need to get your eyes checked.
And we snorted. XD
Okay and you know how at the beginning, there was the dad and his kid running around in the forest? And then this freak of a monster came out of no where and pretty much disolved the dad and threw themselves INTO them? Well, we were PRETTY SURE they were dead.
Until they regained consconscious and
Rahul: I thought they were dead...
Me: HOw could they NOT be??!!!
And then they seemed healthy enough (minus dad's arm but that didn't seem to bother them) until this alien thing burst out of them.
Me: Well, they're dead NOW.
And for some reason, we lolled.
There was another time where that weird predator thing came and he took out this vial of BLUE LIQUID STUFF and Rahul and I thought it was a freaking miracle cure and that it was supposed to bring them back to life.
We were SO SHOCKED when that liquid pretty much dissolved their bodies.
Then we burst out into laughter because it was so shocking. O_o It was so freaky, we couldn't help laughing.
And there was this time when the two brothers were in the sewers and the older one (I think) was like: "I can think of worser places" or something to that effect...
Me: *mutters* Oh yeh? Where?
Rahul: *Leans over and hisses*. India.
Me: ...
Rahul: ...China.
Me: XD
Rahul: ........Australiaaaaaaaaaa.
Me: ...XDDDDDD
Both of us: *snicker snorts and LOLLED again*
Our row of friends: WTF? But once they figured out why, they started laughing too.
And come the time where they were all in this shed thing or shop thing and all we saw were "blenders". It stood out so much on the screen, we saw them straight away and Rahul and I thought they were blenders!!!
Rahul: Oooooo... pretty blenders?
Me: *snickers at sarcasm*
Movie chick: *picks one up and turns it on - it turns out to be a fucking light*
Rahul and I: ........................... BWQAHAHAH:JFLKJADasdf%^&*( HAHHAHAH!!!!!! XDDDDD
Oh remember when the kid was looking out the window with the night viewer thinger and she suddenly screamed when she saw the monster? And when the dad came in and he went to the window and was like: See? No monsters!
Monster: *bursts through window and PWNS THE DADDY*
We were TOTALLY expecting that but that still made us scream and jump for some reason. XD And because of this, our embarassment totalled us and we started laughing our asses off!!
At one point in the moive, this usher went down the sides and we saw her as this dark figure floating past us.
Rahul leaned over to me and he was like: OHholySHIT PREDATOR!!!!
Which only made me laugh.
In other words, AVP was sickening but for some reason, it made me laugh even harder than Death at a Funeral. I R SERIOUS.
Oh and at the beginning of the movie, we sort of made bets on who'd win, Aliens or Predators...
Rahul was all for the Predators and so was Xty and pretty much everyone else.
I secretly thought the humans were gonna win... but whatever.
However, we were pretty much agreeing on one thing: "PREDATORS ARE GONNA PWN EvERYONE. FUCK, JUST DISREGARD THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE BITCHES."
Man, I feel SO DAMN SORRY for the people sitting right behind us. We seriously LAUGHED so much and SO HARD at all the wrong places. I seriously doubt you are supposed to laugh when people die...
I can safely say, we were the only ones in the entire cinema who laughed so hard.
After that, we went to Oportos (rich man's McDonald's) and pandatheone and Xty and Nico got ripped off so badly. XD The rest of us just ate off their plates. AHAHA!!
Then we went to Yogoberry and light_destiny shouted us a JUMBO yoghurt thing. Then Nico and yunnycakes shouted us two waffles. Yum, but didn't eat much of it. XD
And we put make up on Xty which was totally hot because he's pretty like that.
And we snicked and snorted over Nico's picture of himself in my school uniform (skirt and all). Nico would totally do himself looking like he did in that picture. Major lulz.
yunnycakes went home after that and we all went to Initial (at least that's what we called it) to play pool. There were like 8 people and light_destiny bought TWO pearl milk drinks and we shared them between the 8 of us.
I swear, we CANNOT bring in ANY more people into our circle because we'll seriously get real sick real bad one day with all the sharing we do. =_=|||
I was going to stay right through the end for dinner too (they ate at Marco Polo on Dominion), but my dad was weird and came to pick me up at the pool place and we went over to Henderson for dinner with friends from Fiji.
In the end, I was quite glad that I did end up going because we haven't seen each other in AGES and I found out one of them now lives in Perth (oh I feel so sorry for you) and another friend from Fiji (Lulu) now lives with this person as she is attending a university in Perth.
Studying Landscape Architecture.
...seriously. When I think of Perth (Australia) I think of this vast dessert. And so it was the most hilarious thing I'd heard that evening to me. I got their MSN addresses so YAYA for that.
Okay, on Tuesday (the next day) I had planned to go to Sylvia Park with pandatheone and violetpenny to watch Enchanted.
The THINGS I DO for the SAKE of Mission 101! Good lord! For the sake of travelling by train with friends to Sylvia Park to watch a movie, I got up extra early and pretty much ran down Queen Street to get to Britomart on time.
pandatheone and I bought a ticket (It's PRETTY AND PINK but it's just a stupid piece of paper that can be lost easily) and got on the train. IT WAS AMAZING.
Okay, I lied. The trains in New Zealand (or at least Auckland) are so fucking slow, it was disturbing. I would NOT advice a tourist to take a train here. The first few minutes were awesome because the train passed through Misison Bay area and THAT'S REALLY PRETTY but when we reached Orakei, it started getting ugly. =S Disgusting! SO NOT what you'd show a tourist! But GoOD LORD, that was SOME AWESOME GRAFFITI!!!!!!!!!!11111
GOt to Sylvia, and discovered that Hoyts is full of bullshit and fucking ;lkjfdsa.
Hoyts ONLY HAD ONE cinema that was showing Enchanted and that was the Halfpipe - THe ONE where you SIT ON BEANBAGS. FUCK man, we were not about to pay 30 bucks for a fucking beanbag and we needed two for three people WTF??!!!!!
So I glared at the guy at the ticket counter and cursed the internet and their stupid company since it was NOT what it said on the website fuck it. And I really wanted to watch enchanted.
So whatever, violetpenny chose to watch Death at a Funeral instead so we bought tickets and went to Mcds so we could fulfil pandatheone's desire to eat a hamburger. O_o
Then we made it back to The Director's Lounge to watch the movie. THE SEATS SUCKED. The screen is TINY after I've been in CINEMAXX (biggest screen in the fwackin world!!one!1)
I want to watch 27dresses, kthx trailer.
There were these fucktards sitting in the front row who were throwing things around and I'm not talking about popcorn, I'm talking about BIGGER THINGS. Like the whole frikin box.
At one point, there was some guy who walked down the isle of one side of the cinema and we thought he was looking for a seat, but then he walked back up and disappeared.
A while later, he walked back down (my side of the cinema) an isle right to the front of the front row and told off the people sitting there and threatened to throw the lot of them out.
After that, they calmed down.
But I was really shocked! Mainly because the guy didn't look anything over 13, much less a worker there... but damn, he was pissed and he talked and walked like he worked there so whatever. And he had the shirt.
After the moive, we stalked Sylvia Park for a bit, violetpenny tried on some dresses and she found this purple velvet dress and tried it on.
Looked great, I wouldn't wear it if my life depended on it. Or if Gackt's life depended on it, I'm sorry to say. But not because it's ugly (it's pretty), but because I hate velvet. It gives me the creeps. *shivers*
Oh and it cost $1250. NOT SHITTING YOU. The saleslady said something about being able to talk a discount and had a 45 day layby.
HA. Much good THAT would do. =_=" we are poor students k?
THen it was time to leave, got on a bus and left. End of story really.
WHAT HAPPENED TODAY???????
I finally lost the Dial-up VS. Broadband battle with my dad. He pretty much forced me into a corner. I'm going to be on broadband soon, signing up with Slingshot's $24.9-something or rather. 15 gigs a month and can add extra. However much extra I buy, it will NEVER go over 50 bucks so it's all good! Besides, 45 gigs a month is plenty, kthxbai.
Oh and after joining thequestionclub, I've realised the importance of filters on LJ. That community is on fire! I need to set up filters or otherwise, I'll keep missing my friend's actual posts! Damn.