Highlights from correcting tests:

[essepoesis]

Q: How are you today? A: I'm GOD. (caps intentional)

Q: What's the weather like today? A: It's pizza.

Q: How are you today? A: I'm Monday.

Q: What's the weather like today? A: It's coca cola.

Q: How are you today? A: I'm 2007.

Q: What day is it today? It's Yat ay your.

Comments

[erzulie]

Well, was the first student Dana?

[seductivesofa]

where the hell do you hide these days?
when are you coming back to me?

[crashtestcase]

oh god, i wonder what my spanish teachers thought of my first few tests! ha!