hmm 5 years. well if all goes to plan i'd like to have finished my degree, have traveled far and wide and be back in adelaide, finally moved out of home and making strides in my career.
as for the rest of you, i have no idea. i'm sure some will be in melbourne and sydney and some o/s.
And you shall have been on your travels a roadie for some awesome band that you will have gotten a tattoo of some discription in some slightly naughty place to comemorate the memories that you possibly cant remember all that well. This tattoo shall be an urban legand amoung your fellow office monkeys in your cushy office job.
and you will be dating a musician. a hot one. With an instrument.
Your buisness shall be plodding along nicely and earning you some pocket money but ultimately you shall be working for the man. But the term 'working' is only relative, you will be being paid to sit on your arse and pretend to work which you will get away with because your boss will be a nincompoop. Your office life will be a continuous dilbert cartoon.
But this cooshy job will give you a nice wage to enable you to live the good life with your mates and to mock your boss to no end will ensure constant amusement. And your attempt at home brew will fail after the bottles explode in the summer heat leaving you with a small scar above your right eyebrow after you attempt to save what was left of the brew will be a retold again and again over beers with mates and will warp into your war wound from your heroic attempt to save beer for all mankind!
You shall score a really boring high paid job which you shall move around from every few years because your attention span is beyond them. You shall also move out into a REALLY spiffy apartment which amanda and I will use and abuse you for to host dinner parties with everyone and we shall all enjoy wine time together!
And you shall fall for an even spiffier blonde whom we will all aprove of and love, but of course you will play it cool.
I will be 26, so I hope like fuck I'll be outta home by then, and I will have paid off the car I shall soon be getting, which means knowing me I'll immediately be wanting to take out a new loan for a new better car..
Hopefully ill have published something worthwhile, and am planning on having an impressive wardrobe, lots of shoes. And since gemma will infact own all cats, i think ill buy myself a plant.
You will have moved out, but you wont be wanting a new car because you will have one already. Car crash, car insurance you know the deal. And I am going to peg you either as changing careers because statisticly someone has too, so either that or you will no longer be with us in Adelaide and will instead be following the action.
I cant see you being satisfied with media in Adelaide, so either the job changes, the city changes or your priorities change and you become adicted to coffee instead of coke in the office.
And you shall be the first of any of us to be a bridesmaid. And you will be converted to drinking wine above vodka.
You should never hate the shoes. The shoes are good and pure and shoes can never be blamed, for they are shoes and can only ever bring happiness. And attract hot tall men :)
in all seriousnes, i honestly believe that one day you WILL in fact be marking your students' work with colourful pens and scratch and sniff stickers. BE THE LAMEASS COOL TEACHER!
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as for the rest of you, i have no idea. i'm sure some will be in melbourne and sydney and some o/s.
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and you will be dating a musician. a hot one. With an instrument.
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that is of course assuming i can think of a name that isnt complete shit/unprofessional/already taken, and i actually manage to make some sales.
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But this cooshy job will give you a nice wage to enable you to live the good life with your mates and to mock your boss to no end will ensure constant amusement. And your attempt at home brew will fail after the bottles explode in the summer heat leaving you with a small scar above your right eyebrow after you attempt to save what was left of the brew will be a retold again and again over beers with mates and will warp into your war wound from your heroic attempt to save beer for all mankind!
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I'll be living at home, working at Kmart, and having wine time on days that end with '_day'.
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You shall score a really boring high paid job which you shall move around from every few years because your attention span is beyond them. You shall also move out into a REALLY spiffy apartment which amanda and I will use and abuse you for to host dinner parties with everyone and we shall all enjoy wine time together!
And you shall fall for an even spiffier blonde whom we will all aprove of and love, but of course you will play it cool.
And you shall never shop at Kmart again.
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I will be 26, so I hope like fuck I'll be outta home by then, and I will have paid off the car I shall soon be getting, which means knowing me I'll immediately be wanting to take out a new loan for a new better car..
Hopefully ill have published something worthwhile, and am planning on having an impressive wardrobe, lots of shoes.
And since gemma will infact own all cats, i think ill buy myself a plant.
Go me.
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Not really.
You will have moved out, but you wont be wanting a new car because you will have one already. Car crash, car insurance you know the deal. And I am going to peg you either as changing careers because statisticly someone has too, so either that or you will no longer be with us in Adelaide and will instead be following the action.
I cant see you being satisfied with media in Adelaide, so either the job changes, the city changes or your priorities change and you become adicted to coffee instead of coke in the office.
And you shall be the first of any of us to be a bridesmaid. And you will be converted to drinking wine above vodka.
But you of course have shoes :)
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even shoes whose origins will forever bring up painful memories...
i just cant hate the shoes.
figures.
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