Actually, bunnies can decide even friendly gestures hold irreverent jeers. Kangaroos love making noodles or pasta, quite rapidly sometimes. The ugliest vultures won't x-ray young zoologists.

The End.

The rainwater rolling down on the white house behind mine is shimmering and sparkling now that the sun has just broken through the clouds.

It won't last long, but it is magical while it's there.

best sentence of the day:

"I have thrice mistaken my lumpy cat for a pillow in the night, adjusted her accordingly, observed from the resulting squeak that she was, in fact, a cat, and then fallen asleep on her anyway."

ok. so. I had a dream this morning about getting up, putting my contacts in, showering, and getting dressed. the bathroom was a lot different from my real bathroom, but still ( Read more... )

:-D you gotta see this :-D

aww, dang. 404'd. :-(
you'll just have to trust me that it was hilarious.

also, have any of you seen My Life As A Dog?

scuze me. i r not dead.

have y'all seen this yet? :-D

had a lovely time being gone for the holidays.
now I'm having a good time being back home.
I still want a kitty.

An essay from Newsweek by author Khaled Hosseini.

Every time I step before a podium, someone will inevitably raise his hand, and say, "So, Mr. Hosseini, are you optimistic or pessimistic about the future of Afghanistan?" The first thing I do is remind the audience that I am a novelist. If I have any expertise, it is in the inner lives of the ( Read more... )

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COVER YOUR BUTT. BERNARD IS WATCHING.
--GOD

"I don't care what you do as long as it's something we can be proud of. But why this craze for gadgets? We've got all the machines we need. The robot was perfected five hundred years ago: spaceships haven't changed for at least that time; I believe our present communications system is nearly eight hundred years old. So why change what's already ( Read more... )