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[estellabolger]

I've changed my mind. I don't want to adopt a child. Children are difficult, they want food with nutrients and vitamins and carbohydrates and all this other stuff; as opposed to the alcohol-sugar-caffiene cocktails I usually subsist on. Back in my day a little girl would have jumped at the chance to get plastered with her favourite aunt, but kids

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[lilygamgee]

Who said you were my favourite aunt, hmm?

[estellabolger]

Children should be seen and not heard... and certainly not smelled. As soon as you've eaten, it's into the tub with you. Come on, we'll go to McDonald's again or something. Get your coat and hurry up, Aunty Stella's not fond of morning sunlight.

[lilygamgee]

Can I have a happy meal?