Just a little word salad

[estellacomplex]

...with a side of Benadryl.

Benadryl hates people. It's like "FUCK you, go to sleep."

Italy, leg warmers, and Al Pacino.

Destroy all art.

FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY.

Q-tips = eargasms.

Too lazy.

I try to keep awake...

Strategic grill locations.

Crafty will abound

I burned myself on the cookie sheet.

Care Bear Stare

No time for you.

Comments

[orgasam]

I Q-tip my ears every time I take a shower just so I can have an eargasm.

[orgasam]

I Q-tip my ears every time I take a shower just so I can have an eargasm.

[orgasam]

I Q-tip my ears every time I take a shower just so I can have an eargasm.

[orgasam]

I Q-tip my ears every time I take a shower just so I can have an eargasm.

[estellacomplex]

Oh, honey... eargasms can't wait for showers. I do it at random and at will.