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Apr 15, 2004 18:54

Can anyone help me find a mail-order husband?

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trailchaser April 15 2004, 16:01:38 UTC
Excuse me?

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estellacomplex April 15 2004, 16:06:42 UTC
There are sites everywhere for mail-order brides. But I can't find a SINGLE site for mail-order husbands, except this one. It's inequality I tell you. I want me a mail-order husband. If my man can have a bright, pretty Valeriya or Elena, I should be able to have a strapping young Vlad or Dimitri. Don't you think?

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trailchaser April 16 2004, 05:50:23 UTC
Ah, I see....
Well, I think there are more bride ones because 1) a good number of women like to manipulate men who can't get anywhere, and 2) have situations they need aid getting out of.
Besides, mail-order husbands don't sound like the best route for you, dear...you might get a smelly ass!

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estellacomplex April 16 2004, 12:42:00 UTC
Oh I understand the social implications and reasons behind the absence of a mail-order husband agency.

But I WANT one.

I don't want to have to go to the last resort and start one of my own. I want to be able to kick back with a Diet Coke and some fuzzy slippers and surf leisurely through thousands of potential husbands in the comfort of my own home. Now that's privilege.

The meritocracy in this country and the whole of the Western world is no more apparent than in the lack of equal opportunity for both men AND women to fed-ex themselves some conjugal sex!

*starts picketing*

FedEx Sex! FedEx Sex!
For XY and XX!

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beaux April 15 2004, 16:03:34 UTC
Toss a couple tequila shots in Lance and he'd probably go along with it. You even get his pet model boyfriend on the side for no additional charge!

Hi. Remember me?

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estellacomplex April 15 2004, 16:09:52 UTC
You know I bet he would...

I've been checking up on you... I read that article you wrote for your school paper. So good to see you thriving.

Is college life everything you thought it would be?

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beaux April 15 2004, 16:13:37 UTC
College life? Is the best thing that ever happened to me. Now, college classes, that's an altogether different story.

And thank you very much. I've got another one printing tomorrow, about autism. I like it a lot.

Random: do you follow valiumbitch? You should.

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estellacomplex April 15 2004, 16:34:50 UTC
No I do not... I'll check it out.

What's your quip with college classes?

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lovemilla April 16 2004, 02:18:31 UTC
to kill?

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estellacomplex April 16 2004, 12:47:40 UTC
Well, sure. That's of course included in his husbandly duties. To be tortured, maimed, murdered, and thrown in a ditch under the New Jersey turnpike .

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