Well, I caved. I "made" (i.e. stole) pictures off of stock photography and illustration sites such as Photonica and images.com, resized/tinkered with them in Photoshop, posted them in communities like basicbases for optional credit, and am now posting them in my OWN journal, therefore making me an even bigger and more despicable slag. Love it ( Read more... )

I dare you to make it better this time.

I was going to leave this blank and be all profound, but I've found something else I want to post and I CANNOT allow myself to make another until at least another 12 hours has lapsed.


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There is a random frat boy escort in our apartment with a bottle of wine, and I'm in my towel ( Read more... )

So, let's get something out of the way right now.

There's something wrong with me.

All right, good.

Now that we've got that all taken care of, I just want to say the following:


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Can you believe I just did that?

I was getting tired of waiting for the read-only mode to expire, and was too impatient to post later because I feel the need for an exhibitionist bout of true voyeuristic narcissism. So I made a new journal.

And I'm not telling ANYBODY where it is.

Phew!---don't need to.
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[Note: read in Lewis Black voice for full effect] Not to be melo-FUCKING-dramatic and insert the F-WORD in GRATUITOUS and UNNECESSARY places... and OVER-UTILIZE caps and the BOLD function, but (...oops, I'm html-dyslexic).
All right, I GUESS that calmed me down a little. BUT. BUT, BUT!!! Jesus, that's empowering! BUT, I fucking---why? How can you ( Read more... )

Wow, I have such a migraine. I feel like hurling myself across the hardwood floors which I imagine in my mind to be shiny and smooth, but in reality are dull and scratched in the waning light of this pink-walled room.
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In the cool of the afternoon the fiend from hell specially sent to lovers arrived at Janie's ear. Doubt. All the fears that circumstance could provide and the heart feel, attacked her on every side. This was a new sensation for her, but no less excruciating. If only Tea Cake would make her certain! He did not return that night nor the next and ( Read more... )

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