Apparently I always was.

I prefer Animal Planet's "Puppy Bowl" over the NFL's "Super Bowl ( Read more... )

Good to know that a medical professional thinks me being sick is due to "sadness". I may be mistaken, but I never was aware that sadness could cause horrendous phlegm or a hacking cough. Annnnnd I never even met this doctor before today, so him saying that I was "sad" means me calling him an "asshole" is totally justified and validated. Of course I ( Read more... )

"You remind me of Tila Tequila!"

Compliment.. ?

[_] Yes

[_] No

I'm thinking about making this beast friends only. I swore I would never be like that, but what reason do I have to keep it open to the random public? No one (aside from the good ones) even reads this, so it's not such a tragedy. And I don't even want some people to read this. We'll see what happens. Then I won't have to censor my creepiness. I ( Read more... )

I miss consistency in my life. The only consistent thing I have is a hangover.

New horizons. Old hearts. Please.

I am going nuts about this. (secretly, of course). I am constantly searching for something to wash this bitter taste out of my mouth. (not so secretly, unfortunately). I am, I am, I am.. not even sure what to say anymore.

Let's be honest, it was ridiculous anyways. (definitely no where near secrecy standards, obviously).

I forgot what a good movie "50 First Dates" is. (With one of the best soundtracks ever.) The combination of Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore obviously cannot be rivaled by any other duo. (Oh, but maybe the new super couple.. Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams?!) Seriously, this movie is so cute and lovely. It makes me want to go on 50 first dates ( Read more... )

Who knew I could change light bulbs, open jars, get random objects from high places and carry $200 worth of groceries up 2 flights of stairs.. all. on. my. own ( Read more... )

Eeeek.. I hesitate to admit that every dating situation I have been in/am in/will be in is somehow affected by Sex and the City episodes.

Take what you want from that statement, but it is so grossly true.