003. [voice]

[estevezestevez]

People are being roasted instead of food in the mess hall now? That's....... both unhygienic and concerning. If the food's not safe, WHAT IS? What will be taken from us next?!

And why was everyone so happy before the fact? Not that I don't love happiness when it oozes out of every orifice. It's just hard to discern where everything is coming from.

Comments

[deathmerciful]

Some may find your humorous take on this apparent tragedy as offensive.

[A beat]

I personally could not care less.

[estevezestevez]

I'm not trying to be offensive. I'm trying to understand. WHO does that?? Aside from ego maniacal sociopathic maniacs, of course. I should have figured. This is the good ship prison bitch, after all. [A sigh and drumming of the fingers on the table.] I hope everything pans out alright and people find themselves at ease once again. It's needed. It's definitely, definitely needed.

[deathmerciful]

[Don't mind his crabbiness, he's bloodlusty]

Have you not paid any attention in your time here? Warden or inmate there is none here that is ever at ease. The wardens, here by choice because they cannot face the struggles of reality and the inmates inimately troubled by thier own conditions. Your cause to hope is misplaced.

[estevezestevez]

No cause to hope is EVER misplaced, bud. Where there's a will there's a way. Or... visa versa.

paddy. threatening random acts of violence since 1960.

[christ_onabike]

Oh, boo hoo, the fucking food.

I ought to fucking slap you.

shawn. taking nothing seriously since 1970s.

[estevezestevez]

I'm sensing a little hostility through the wave lengths. Yes, that's it-- somebody didn't get their happy meal when they were younger.

paddy's looking for everyone to get angry at right now.

[christ_onabike]

Of course there's fucking hostility, you can't fucking take the piss out of things like this. Just... fucking don't, you dick.

baww. :c

[estevezestevez]

I wasn't 'taking the piss' out of it, as you say. Laughter happens to be my coping mechanism. It makes me feel better. I'm just as concerned for the populous as you are.

Gabe: Now with 85% more coherency.

[painhumbles]

Only on a technicality. And the Admiral can bite me.

[estevezestevez]

I'll take that as a yes, then? You did die?

...Can I bring you anything?? Because that sucks.

[painhumbles]

For the least complicated answer... Yes, I did die.

Nah. I'm getting better. Should be fine in another day or two. Dying hurts, by the way. I don't recommend it.

[estevezestevez]

Er... yeah, I'm sure it DOES hurt. As long as you don't need anything, I'm more than happy to bring books or remedial forms of entertainment.