Oh, and y'all, when I made the post about people needing to cut the cord from Mo Town, I in no way meant to insult those who chose to attend Um from graduation. More power to Erin, Jeff, David, Jers(?), Andy, Carl, AJ, etc. Y'all are awesome. It's the douches who go back to be with their boyfriends who cheat on them that I can't stand.

Muah.

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From: Stephen Jay Gould, The Flamingo's Smile

Strike Three for BabeTiny and perfunctory reminders often provoke floods of memory. I have just read a little notice, tucked away on the sports pages: "Babe Pinelli, long time major league umpire, died Monday at age 89 in a convalescent home near San Francisco ( Read more... )

So I've taken up smoking again, like a little bitch, a slave to my addictive personality. Funny how these things never seem to be conscious decisions. I eat yogurt, I eat beans and rice, I work out, I ruin my lungs. Also must have a caffeinated beverage every 3 hours or risk bitching headache. Disgusting.

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I am worth $2,141,138.00 on HumanForSale.comSo that's nice to know, I guess ( Read more... )

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