Bad Jokes

[eswenvindalas]

# Why don't blind people like to skydive?
# It scares the heck out of the dogs.

# What did one hat say to the other hat?
# You stay here. I'll go on a head.

# Did I ever tell you the story about the broken pencil?
# It had no point

# Why are pirates so popular?
# They just arrrr.

Comments

[kairn]

Oh dear god, those jokes are terrible..
*sniff* I'm so proud!

[halo_of_thorns]

should I feel embarrassed about actually finding them funny lol

I can't help but find bad jokes funny.

[eswenvindalas]

i actually went to a "bad jokes " website. It had 7150 (orso) bad jokes. I went through several pages... maybe I should be embarrassed about that, but Im more embarrassed about how much I laughed. *cries*

[eswenvindalas]

# What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?
# Let's get on the ship, men!