Does the tv world really need another 90210 series?!?!

Rest in peace George Carlin.

http://www.voanews.com/english/Entertainment/2008-06-23-voa12.cfm

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Simon Pegg is set to play Scotty in the new trek movie being filmed.

http://movies.aol.com/movie-photo/star-trek-new-enterprise-cast-photos

That makes me want to see the movie now.

I stopped at the Stop & Shop gas station on the way home cause the annoying message center kept shinning the "Low Fuel" light with the also annoying beep that goes along with it...stupid cars and their stupid need for stupid gasoline ( Read more... )

Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds ( Read more... )

A firefighter is working on the engine outside the station, when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon, with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl is wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat. The firefighter walked over to take a closer ( Read more... )

You take a new bottle of insulin out of the fridge and then watch it fall and shatter on the floor after opening the box and losing grip of the bottle.

Those things never break, but this one must have missed that day in bottle class.

Brought a tear to my eye as I watched 3 weeks of my life puddle up on the floor.

Isn’t it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

Epitaph from Judas Priest is a beautifully awesome song.