Enough with the fucking rain already!!!

Here's a one question IQ Test to help you decide how you should spend the rest of your day ( Read more... )

The following in an excerpt from a children's book,"Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Follow the instructions to find your new name (George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts).

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Stepping in the sticky spot left over from a chewing gum drop by some little bastard! (someone from the team I was bowling against also stepped in the gum spot, but she didn't fall ( Read more... )

Just got back from the meet and greet with the new gastro doctor...the last one was a "hard to get a hold of" bitch, so I decided to hit up someone that is actually in the office responding to patients more than one in a while ( Read more... )

Is it just me or can you just sit down with a tub of cool whip and a spoon and consider desert served?!?!?!

Went to see The Notorious Betty Paige with my brother last Friday night, which ended up being less than what it could have been (it is bad when full frontal can't save a flick).

Tonight I am heading up his way to go check out Hard Candy...I am sooooo hoping that it doesn't suck like the Paige movie did.

The family and I were driving home from a dinner out and I was making my usual jokes/sarcastic comments about other drivers and from the back seat, D (7 years old) starts up the following conversation ( Read more... )

I think someone has issues.

http://www.seemerot.com/

Your'e either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!