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[eternal5thwheel]

HELLO, VISITORS. Welcome to the City! Before you begin, let me lay out a few simple rules.

One: Do not touch, poke, harass, pester, prod, speak to, look at, lick, or smell Marron.

Two: Do not break anything while you are here.

Three: ENJOY THIS VIDEO OF MY BEAUTIFUL BODY!

[Cue shirtless flexing. Fourth wall away.]

Comments

Johnny's manly pride will not let this stand

[greatest_pirate]

Ha ha ha! Well done, well done. However, you fail to approach the absolute pristine condition of Johnny's magnificent frame!

[eternal5thwheel]

Oh? I beg to differ... SHOW ME YOUR BEST EFFORT, THEN!

[greatest_pirate]

[Strikes an artful post with his sword]

I shall convey the superiority of Unchou Shihan Iai style!

All they need is a Alexander Armstrong and it's like the three musketeers...

[eternal5thwheel]

The beautiful Mocha signature pose has been perfected through generations!

[moveurdeadfros]

Yoohohoho! I suppose I should do so, since I no longer have any of my own anymore!

[eternal5thwheel]

You had plural to begin with?

[moveurdeadfros]

Oh no, I was referring to your muscles good sir: I no longer have any of them of my own!

[[OOC: I've got to go up early tomorrow so this will have to be a placeholder comment. Just tag back if it's okay with you to play this out later on!]]

[eternal5thwheel]

How sad! I am terribly sorry!

[OOC: Super sekrit! I'm the Reeve!Mun from the other thread.]

Re: 3/3

[eternal5thwheel]

Why?

[eternal5thwheel]

Yes?