Comments | eternal_chimera: An open letter to my neighbors

eternal_chimera

An open letter to my neighbors

Jan 24, 2011 15:20

Dear Neighbors,

Hi! I am your neighbor, and I work from home. My office area is really close to my front door. Could you please not allow your children to hit my door like they are trying to shoulder their way in?

I would hate to have to cover my door with broken shards of glass.

Thank you,

~me

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luckily.... eternal_chimera January 24 2011, 21:09:25 UTC

It was only ONE hit..but still... Come on Kids.. I know you come home between 3:00 and 3:30 every day cause you are loud like little elephants, but still. No need to mess with other peoples front doors. Thank goodness I wasn't OPENING it at the time.

Re: luckily.... stan_42_ January 25 2011, 00:04:21 UTC

I think you should schedule a door opening if it becomes a regular and repeatable occurrence. Right as you're unloading that box of caltrops or other spikey things. But then again, that's just me.

Re: luckily.... eternal_chimera January 25 2011, 00:23:28 UTC

I was thinking it would be an excellent time to be carrying some boiling oil outside to DUMP it.. as long as it goes on THEM and not ME!