Page 83 - Naruto/Sakura/Sasuke
Page 83
By: (Yami) White rain
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
Pairing: Sakura/Sasuke/Naruto
Summary: Sakura’s stumbled across some… interesting porn.
Notes: for muffytaj
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“Naruto!” Sakura snapped, walking into the living room where Sasuke and Naruto were glaring at each other and clearly wanting to make out.
“What?” Naruto said, tearing his eyes away from Sasuke’s.
Sakura stormed over to Naruto and slammed the book on his lap. “THIS!”
It was Jiraya’s latest porn. Naruto looked up at her, confused, “I don’t get it.”
“Kakashi-sensei,” Sakura said through gritted teeth, “Gave it to me. He seemed to think I’d find it ‘interesting’. Go to page 83.”
Naruto, fearing for his life, did has he was told. His eyes skimmed over the first paragraph on the page and they suddenly grew wider and wider, his face flushing. “Who knew the pervert could write something so hot?”
Sakura hit him on the head, grabbed the book and handed it to Sasuke. Naruto rubbed his head as Sasuke read the book, his flushing slightly. “This - ”
“Yes,” Sakura said solemnly.
“What is it?” Naruto said.
“He wrote about us,” Sakura said.
“No he didn’t,” Naruto said. “The names are Harry, Ron and Hermione!”
Sasuke slapped him across the back of his head for Sakura. She smiled at him and Sasuke turned away, scowling.
“Obviously he used fake names.” Sakura snapped.
Naruto grabbed the book from out of Sasuke’s hands and looked over it for a moment before grinning. “Don’t worry guys, this can’t be us. This ‘Harry’ is the closest one to Sasuke, and Sasuke never tops!”
Sakura and Sasuke exchanged a look before tackling Naruto.
By: (Yami) White rain
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
Pairing: Sakura/Sasuke/Naruto
Summary: Sakura’s stumbled across some… interesting porn.
Notes: for muffytaj
-
“Naruto!” Sakura snapped, walking into the living room where Sasuke and Naruto were glaring at each other and clearly wanting to make out.
“What?” Naruto said, tearing his eyes away from Sasuke’s.
Sakura stormed over to Naruto and slammed the book on his lap. “THIS!”
It was Jiraya’s latest porn. Naruto looked up at her, confused, “I don’t get it.”
“Kakashi-sensei,” Sakura said through gritted teeth, “Gave it to me. He seemed to think I’d find it ‘interesting’. Go to page 83.”
Naruto, fearing for his life, did has he was told. His eyes skimmed over the first paragraph on the page and they suddenly grew wider and wider, his face flushing. “Who knew the pervert could write something so hot?”
Sakura hit him on the head, grabbed the book and handed it to Sasuke. Naruto rubbed his head as Sasuke read the book, his flushing slightly. “This - ”
“Yes,” Sakura said solemnly.
“What is it?” Naruto said.
“He wrote about us,” Sakura said.
“No he didn’t,” Naruto said. “The names are Harry, Ron and Hermione!”
Sasuke slapped him across the back of his head for Sakura. She smiled at him and Sasuke turned away, scowling.
“Obviously he used fake names.” Sakura snapped.
Naruto grabbed the book from out of Sasuke’s hands and looked over it for a moment before grinning. “Don’t worry guys, this can’t be us. This ‘Harry’ is the closest one to Sasuke, and Sasuke never tops!”
Sakura and Sasuke exchanged a look before tackling Naruto.