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[04:04am] FemGermany: OHGODWHAT'SHAPPENINGHUFFHUFFUSEYOURJEWGOLDTOMAKEITSTOPIDIDN'TMEANTHAT
[04:05am] FemGermany is now known as PreggersGermany.
[04:05am] • PreggersGermany IT'S THE HORMONES, I SWEAR
[04:05am] • Israel laughs at her pain
[04:05am] • Israel as usual
[04:05am] • PreggersGermany so meeeean
[04:05am] • PreggersGermany cries a little
[04:05am] • PreggersGermany IN PRIVATE
[04:05am] • Israel patpats
[04:06am] • Israel it'll be different when you get huge like a whale
[04:06am] • Israel then he'll POINT and laugh :3
[04:06am] • PreggersGermany YOU ARE THE MEANEST MEAN THING TO EVER MEAN.
[04:06am] • PreggersGermany no you're not
[04:06am] Israel: O RLY
[04:06am] • PreggersGermany has earned your cruelty ;^;
[04:07am] • Israel damn straight.
[04:07am] • Israel gives potato pancakes, tho
[04:07am] • PreggersGermany nomnomnom
[04:07am] • PreggersGermany even though she has morning sickness for FOREVER
[04:08am] • Israel and Israeli salad which actually sounds like it would be a decent food to eat with morning sickness
[04:08am] • Israel because it's just like, diced cucumbers and a leeetle lemon juice
[04:09am] • PreggersGermany that does sound good
[04:09am] • PreggersGermany ohheyandthekidiskeepingitdowninherokay.
[04:09am] • PreggersGermany likes that.
[04:09am] • Israel pats the belly itsgonnabesofuckingcuuute
[04:10am] • PreggersGermany blushes a little
[04:10am] • PreggersGermany can'tbelieveshemadeababyinaroadsidepark
[04:10am] • Israel lolyouho
[04:10am] • PreggersGermany ;^;
[04:17am] • PreggersGermany noms more cucumbers
[04:17am] • PreggersGermany forever
[04:18am] • Israel has no one to punch now ;;
[04:18am] • Israel picks a stupid war with lebanon
[04:18am] • PreggersGermany th-that's not very nice, Israel!
[04:18am] • Israel shutyerface
[04:19am] • PreggersGermany ......triestogetTurkeytodosomethingaboutit
[04:19am] • Israel hatesthiswaaaarsoentangled OTL
[04:19am] • PreggersGermany is getting FAT
[04:19am] • Israel points and laughs :'D
[04:19am] • PreggersGermany glaresalittle
[04:19am] • Israel needed that
[04:22am] PreggersGermany: ._.
~*~
[04:23am] Israel: basically this is my image of Israel waking up fem one day:
[04:23am] Israel: http://www.hollow-art.com/files/bases/np8.jpg
[04:24am] Israel: adfkadlfknad why are there girlbits under my manshirt
[04:24am] PreggersGermany: boobies
[04:24am] Israel: IT IS CLEARLY A MANSHIRT
[04:24am] PreggersGermany:
[04:24am] Israel: ahhhhh
[04:24am] • PreggersGermany wouldgrabIsrael'sboobies
[04:24am] Israel: nuuuuu she is going to hide inside until they go away
[04:24am] Israel: and Ari will laugh at her
[04:24am] PreggersGermany: nuuuuu Germany is going to love her
[04:25am] PreggersGermany: andfemdomher
[04:25am] • Israel don't even think about it >|
[04:25am] • PreggersGermany you know it'd be sexy
[04:25am] • Israel subs for no one nope nobody ever SPECIALLY NOT YOU GO AWAY
[04:26am] PreggersGermany is now known as FemDomGermany.
[04:26am] • FemDomGermany aw c'mon pretty please~?
[04:26am] • Israel NO DEFINITELY NOT
[04:27am] • FemDomGermany will just take her bitty-skirted leather-jacketed otherwise-naked self elsewhere then~
[04:28am] • Israel YOU DO THAT
[04:29am] • FemDomGermany buttflashesalittleasshegoes
[04:29am] • Israel goes and gets completely baked with Egypt @_#
[04:29am] • Israel not thinking about iiiit
[04:29am] • Israel too baaaaaaaked
[04:29am] • Israel good plan
[04:29am] • FemDomGermany goes and has hot lesbian sex with Italy
[04:29am] • FemDomGermany LOUD lesbian sex
[04:29am] • FemDomGermany with Italy
[04:30am] • Israel if he is baked enough, sex noises are HILARIOUS
[04:30am] • FemDomGermany if you are baked that much, you are beyond all hope
[04:31am] • Israel actually sex noises are frequently hilarious, I think >_> BUT MAYBE THAT'S JUST ME
[04:31am] • FemDomGermany that doesn't explain why you keep coming to the technoraves to badtouch me, Israel ._.
[04:32am] • Israel JUST BECAUSE I WANT TO TOUCH YOU DOES /NOT/ MEAN I WANT TO BE DOMMED BY YOU
[04:32am] • Israel THERE IS A VALID DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THESE THINGS
[04:32am] • FemDomGermany IT'S JUST A LITTLE DOMMING
[04:32am] • Israel TOO BAD I DON'T TRUST YOU
[04:32am] • Israel TRUSTS NO ONE
[04:33am] • Israel IT'S NOT PARANOID WHEN ALL YOUR NEIGHBORS REALLY WANT TO KILL YOU OKAY
[04:33am] • FemDomGermany you trust me enough to dom ME ._.
[04:33am] • FemDomGermany huffhuffhuffgoestoarave
[04:34am] • Israel yes well that's different
[04:34am] • Israel and you know it so shut up
[04:34am] • FemDomGermany RAVING
[04:34am] • FemDomGermany getssohigh
[04:34am] • FemDomGermany cantastethecolors
[04:34am] • Israel idk probably sleeping off the bakedness
[04:35am] • Israel and possibly tasting the cinnabons later yay munchies
[04:36am] • FemDomGermany has random anonymous sex with people who DON'T just want to remind her that she has a terrible dark and brooding past and who ALSO have bigger dicks
[04:36am] • FemDomGermany okaythesecondoneisalie
[04:36am] • Israel doesn't particularly WANT to remind you, but if you keep pushing the tie him up and hit him idea, IT'S GOING TO COME TO MIND
[04:37am] • FemDomGermany said nothing about tying you up and hitting you why is that what you think domming is JEEZ.
[04:38am] • Israel uhhhhhg was just simplifying for..simplicity. Doesn't want you or ANYONE or you in CONTROL of him bondage or no bondage OKAY
[04:39am] • Israel TLDR stop complaining the shit you broke is broken
[04:39am] • FemDomGermany yeah yeah whatever I GET IT.
[04:39am] • FemDomGermany trashesherapartmentabit
[04:40am] • Israel would have sex with you without a gun under the pillow, which is more than he trusts Egypt. FEEL HONORED.
[04:41am] • FemDomGermany oh swell you don't want to shoot me you just want to constantly remind me of my shortcomings as a political entity in regards to your population at any given opportunity. Is totally honored. Just. GLOWING WITH HONOR.
[04:42am] • FemDomGermany shall I polish your boots next. SIR?
[04:43am] • Israel asklnfadlgknadglan JUST WANTS TO BE SAFE FUCK YOU BITCH
[04:44am] • Israel seals himself in a bunker for a while
[04:44am] • FemDomGermany stares at the wall in her back yard for a while.
[04:44am] • FemDomGermany stupidgoddamnwalls
[04:46am] • Israel is safe inside his fortress it's cramped and miserable but it's HIS damnit
[04:46am] • Israel pets the nice walls
[04:47am] • FemDomGermany makes cars for America and England and the rest of Europe and ignores everything and gets drunk on the weekends.
[04:47am] • Israel is eventually badgered by his politicians into talking to people again blahpeoplesuck
[04:48am] • FemDomGermany they aren't so bad
[04:49am] • Israel gets himself some nukes. Those are nice.
[04:49am] • FemDomGermany .........................whydoyouhavethose
[04:50am] • Israel CAUSE I WANT THEM AND I AM MY OWN GODDAMN COUNTRY AND I LIVE ON NO ONE'S INDULGENCE SO FUCK YOU ALL AND YOUR UNANIMOUS U.N. CONDEMNATION BECAUSE I DON'T FUCKING CARE
[04:50am] • Israel pets his nukes :3
[04:50am] • FemDomGermany p-pleasegetridofthem
[04:50am] • Israel NO
[04:50am] • FemDomGermany ;;
[04:50am] FemDomGermany is now known as FemGermany.
[04:51am] • FemGermany puts on her nicest suit and goes to visit and pleasegetridofthemwhydoyouneedthem?
[04:51am] • Israel didn't listen to the US either, if it's any consolation
[04:51am] • FemGermany not...really
[04:52am] • Israel I NEED THEM BECAUSE ALL MY NEIGHBORS HATE ME AND I SAY SO
[04:52am] • FemGermany but you already have a bitchin' army and lots of weaponry youdon'tneednukes
[04:53am] • Israel you know what the most AWESOME thing about being my own country is? *I* get to decide what I need to stay safe.
[04:53am] • Israel loves that part.
[04:53am] • FemGermany ..........................
[04:54am] • FemGermany doesn't have that luxury, you see again.
[04:54am] • FemGermany and would prefer you not get an itchy trigger finger and end up blowing away half the subcontinent, if it's all the same to you, sir.
[04:55am] • Israel SURE you do. You could withdraw from all your treaties and do whatever you wanted, but you care what other countries think of you, so you don't.
[04:55am] • Israel hasn't used them. Is being TOTALLY RESPONSIBLE about not using them. Just has them.
[04:55am] • FemGermany COULD do that, but, see, then she would have the French and the English and the Americans WHO ALREADY HAVE TROOPS IN HER COUNTRY right on her doorstep.
[04:56am] • FemGermany does not need a repeat of the last two world wars.
[04:56am] • FemGermany goeshome.
[04:57am] • Israel OH CRY ME A RIVER
[04:57am] • Israel isn't giving them up
[04:57am] • Israel manages to get out of Lebanon uhhhhhg finally
[04:58am] • Israel stupidwar
[05:03am] • FemGermany just keeps working and does her standard and regular aid
[05:05am] • Israel continues to not blow up the sub-continent, he does live here too. Just because he's CRACKED doesn't means he's CRAZY. ¬_¬
[05:06am] • FemGermany appreciates that
[05:06am] • FemGermany continues to make cars.
[05:06am] • FemGermany and drink. Ohsweetbeeryouarethelightofmylife.
[05:08am] • Israel grows lots and lots of citrus fruit. Sends doctors all over the frickin place. Continues to keep a gun under the pillow when he hooks up with Egypt because lol no he still doesn't trust anyone, peace treaties only last until someone breaks them. ._.
[05:09am] • FemGermany you know people break them less when you're not a bitter, terrifying paranoid...
[05:10am] • Israel LAAAAUGHS likeacrazy
[05:12am] • Israel don't be stupid. people always, always turn on me eventually. You are mistaking the direction of cause and effect here, darling.
[05:12am] • Israel offfers clementines? they're delicious this time of year 8>
[05:12am] • FemGermany takes one and sadly munches on it
[05:13am] • Israel munches with whysadthisistotallyagoodday
[05:14am] • FemGermany oh, you know, the usual FAILURE OF A NATION construct she's made for herself. Got any more clementines? They are good.
[05:15am] • Israel has TONS of clementines. Thanks for the irrigation stuff, btw, it helped a lot.
[05:15am] • Israel gives more citrus
[05:15am] • FemGermany is glad it helped.
[05:17am] • Israel yeah, definitely.
[05:17am] • Israel flops in the sun =3
[05:17am] • FemGermany lies down next to him
[05:17am] • FemGermany is going to buuuurn and be pink like a lobster... ._.
[05:18am] • Israel sillyeuropean
[05:18am] • Israel dabs sunblock on her face
[05:18am] • FemGermany can'thelpit
[05:18am] • Israel NOW YOU ARE SHINY TO ALL THE BEES
[05:18am] • FemGermany that feels nice butismoreworriedabouthercleavage COUGH
[05:19am] • Israel whydon'tyouwearappropriatedesertclothessigh
[05:20am] • FemGermany becauseI'mnotvisitinganOPECnation,I'mvisitingyou.
[05:20am] • Israel hands over the sunblock because he is a GENTLEMAN and goes to get something for that cough it must be all the dry air
[05:20am] • FemGermany puts on the sunblock and arranges her scarf a little to try and cover everything up a little extra
[05:21am] • Israel is still a desert! And beaches, which are nicer than desert, but still with the sun!
[05:21am] • FemGermany yes, well.
[05:22am] • Israel brings you inside and fusses over
[05:22am] • FemGermany is okay, just a little pink
[05:22am] • Israel gives aloe and smoothies
[05:23am] • Israel smoothies are awesome
[05:23am] • FemGermany they are quite nice, yes, thank you
[05:25am] • Israel hugs and fusses with her hairrrr and ahhhhhGermanywhyareyousotall8<
[05:25am] • FemGermany sits. There,there,notsotall.
[05:27am] • Israel is still short but he can fuss with her hair easier now! \o/
[05:28am] • FemGermany slouches a little to make herself even shorter though lfkjsdflkjsfslouching
[05:29am] • Israel ffff stopslouchingitlookssuperweirdonyou
[05:29am] • FemGermany isjusttryingtohelp...
[05:29am] • Israel it's fine, bb, relax
[05:30am] • FemGermany relaxes a little
[05:31am] • Israel pets and neatens her pretty hair
[05:32am] • FemGermany sips her smoothie. You'reinaverygoodmood.
[05:33am] • Israel thinks the likelihood of anyone stabbing him in the back TODAY is rather low. And his awkward galpal is visiting, and it is clementine season. It's a good day.
[05:34am] • FemGermany can has another of those clementines?
[05:34am] • Israel sure, motek
[05:34am] • Israel probably has crates of them around
[05:34am] • FemGermany peels and nibbles it
[05:36am] • Israel snatches and feeds her the little wedges 8>
[05:37am] • FemGermany blushes and carefully takes each one from his fingers
[05:37am] • Israel baw you and your cute blush
[05:46am] • FemGermany how can you tell, my cheeks were pink before from the sun...
[05:48am] • Israel the little smile-embarrassed crinkles at the corners of your mouth and eyes
[05:48am] • Israel notices these things
[05:48am] • FemGermany France keeps telling her to smile more. What do you think?
[05:52am] • Israel she shooould. France is definitely right about this one.
[05:52am] • FemGermany will try, then
[05:53am] • Israel grins and pecks gently on the cheek. Good.
[05:53am] • FemGermany blushes a little more
[05:53am] • Israel wants to piiiiinch
[05:54am] • Israel but will resist
[05:54am] • FemGermany that would probably sting a little if you did
[05:54am] • FemGermany but you can if you want
[05:55am] • Israel doesn't. Because he's not your Maiden Aunt and he is a totally disciplined nation. Besides, it's going to sting as it is, you silly person who came without sunblock. /doesn't want to hurt you more.
[05:56am] • FemGermany ...hm.
[05:56am] • FemGermany drinks her clementine and enjoys the sun coming through the window
[05:59am] • Israel sprawls all over the couch because posture is for you
[05:59am] • FemGermany watches him quietly. Wants to sprawl with...
[06:00am] • Israel is sekritly a cat shaped like a country. spraaaaawls on the comfy cushions.
[06:01am] • FemGermany comes over and sits near him instead
[06:01am] • Israel pulls her sort of onto him to sprawl with =3
[06:02am] • FemGermany squeaks a little
[06:02am] • FemGermany supposes...it's alright since you pulled her up...
[06:03am] • Israel snugs with
[06:03am] • FemGermany tucks her head under his chin
[06:05am] • Israel pets and cuddles
[06:06am] • FemGermany quickly kisses his neck and then goes back to lying still
[06:09am] • Israel makes a totally dignified, manly meeping noise
[06:09am] • Israel cuddles more and kisses the top of her head lightly
[06:10am] • FemGermany yes it was very manly and dignified
[06:10am] • Israel YOU KNOW IT WAS
[06:10am] • FemGermany just like she's being very collected and dignified and not the least bit vapidly womanly about all this.
[06:11am] • Israel of course you are. and, er, not in the slightest, respectively.
[06:11am] • FemGermany should. Mostly likely. Head to her hotel.
[06:12am] • Israel but they're so comffffy
[06:12am] • FemGermany isquitecomfy
[06:13am] • Israel holds her there then 8>
[06:13am] • FemGermany nuzzlesjustabit
[06:14am] • Israel nuzzles back
[06:14am] • FemGermany sighs softly
[06:15am] • Israel pets gently
[06:18am] • FemGermany rather wishes, sometimes, that you would pick a tactic and stick to it. It's probably not good for her to get so much whiplash from you going from cuddly teddy bear to snarky violent asshole that wants to snipe everyone that isn't himself...
[06:20am] • Israel if that's what you want, you should probably go, because he's going to be very damaged for a very long time. But he's lonely as hell, so whenever he /doesn't/ feel threatened, the teddy bear comes out.
[06:21am] • FemGermany is very bad at quitting, even when it's a no-win situation. Will just have to deal with the whiplash.
[06:23am] • Israel would whiplash less if people didn't try to boss him around so much ._.
[06:23am] • Israel hugs on so much
[06:24am] • FemGermany doesn'ttryto
[06:24am] • FemGermany triestostoptherestofEuropefromdoingit!
[06:24am] • Israel thanksbb
[06:25am] • FemGermany kisses softly
[06:25am] • Israel touches the sides of her face lightly and kisses back
[06:26am] • FemGermany will make dinner.
[06:26am] • Israel wouldfeellikeabadhostthough;;
[06:27am] • FemGermany thenyoucanbuytheingredients.
[06:28am] • Israel that'snotthepooooint
[06:28am] • Israel theycanmakeittogether?
[06:30am] • FemGermany wantstomakeitsoshecanfeellessguiltyifthey...REALIZES THAT SHE'S BEING. SILLY. Yes. Of course they can make dinner together.
[06:32am] • Israel snugglesohgood. Shecanfrythebacon. 8>
[06:33am] • FemGermany thebaconyoudon'teaaaat EYEBROW
[06:34am] • Israel the bacon my fundie dork side makes me feel to guilt to make for myself but hospitality is super-important in the desert so if you cook it I can eat it \o/
[06:34am] Israel: *too guilty
[06:35am] • FemGermany that's a silly rule, can I just find a pork sausage instead?
[06:35am] • FemGermany mmmn...sausage...
[06:35am] • Israel it's not really a rule so much as a hang-up/loophole/thing.
[06:36am] • Israel EITHER IS GOOD
[06:36am] • FemGermany mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnsausage...
[06:37am] • Israel pokepokes earth to Germany?
[06:37am] • FemGermany SORRY JA.
[06:37am] Israel: WITH HIS SAUSAGE. I mean what.
[06:37am] FemGermany: (hnnnghyes)
[06:38am] FemGermany: (I mean what)
[06:39am] • Israel okay good you're not zoning out from heatstroke or something
[06:39am] • Israel CUDDLES ON
[06:39am] • FemGermany no just...drifting
[06:40am] • FemGermany isverypinkthough
[06:40am] • FemGermany shouldnotdriftsofar > 3>
[06:41am] • Israel nuzzlesthecutepink
[06:41am] • Israel wickedgrin
[06:41am] • FemGermany squirms a little