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sand‧wich  /ˈsændwɪtʃ, ˈsæn-/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[sand-wich, san-] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation ( Read more... )

Lance hates the city.

He got re-ended by a semi-today.

He missed his meeting because there was no free parking and he had no money either.

I'm hungry..

Ok, seriously, how the hell did I get a phone?

So when do you know your drunk?

When you start talking to body parts? Not going into more details..

ASSUME THE FUCK OUT OF IT.

El senor es muy cajones, puntas.

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Never thought I'd have gone skinny dipping. Theres one more thing I can check off on those "things to do before you die" lists.

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