because I'm a natural follower.

[eternalloser13]

If you were intending to buy a columbian drug cartel for US$123.06, you could instead buy:

• one fiftieth of a Realdoll sex toy
• one thousand, five hundred and forty-seven small plastic zombies
• nine hours of movies on DVD
• one hundred and sixty-four packets of itching powder
• twenty kilograms of honey

Comments

[twistedknots]

I'd go with the 20 kilo of honey

[eternalloser13]

you WOULD! ;-)

Don't expect much from this journal, either.

[jamsface]

Add me of i'll eat you.

(It's Amanda.)