Supernatural, [tantum ergo]: "Once Bitten" (Wincest liek wut?)

[kill_me_faster]

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnargh. *throws things in nymeria's general direction*

Title: Once Bitten
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: Er? *helpless shrug* Like...NC-17? Oh, yeah, I totally forgot the part where I PORNED EVERYWHERE, so yeah, NC-17. If you're here for smut, then that's what you're gonna get. If you're here for...anything of SUBSTANTIAL value, then...you might

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[acidquill]

Just so you know, I totally love you now.

oh man, if it was physically possible for one man to actually want to make babies with that car, then that man would have been Dean Winchester

because, dude, that was damn perfect.

[kill_me_faster]

I'm...getting one of those cars, soon, and.......I may not be able to help myself. Hopefully it's before I put in the new interior, though.

[acidquill]

you are? *is jealous like whoa* I've been looking for one, but apparently no one around here has even heard of a 67 Impala, much less has one. I was asking around and kept getting asked, 'don't you mean a 65?' *sigh* If I had meant a 65 I wouldn't have said a 67.

[kill_me_faster]

Yeah, when I finish driving school. I'm looking around the Internet for a fix-me-upper: I'd rather work on a car myself than buy a nice spiffy road-ready one. ^___^;; I've already asked some friends of mine if they would mind driving me as far as Middle America to go pick it up, and they've all said, "For a car like THAT? FUCK YEAH."

XD;; I love my friends. Also, my dad insists I should get a '64. Clearly, he is lame.

[nixwilliams]

leaping most excellently off the john
has got to be my line of the day. this is awesome. awesome in seven languages. in a million languages!

[kill_me_faster]

It's not that awesome in Japanese, trust me. But I think could it could be awesome in French. "Il se [verb for leap since I've forgotten it] à le john..." Also, African click-tongue.

...I really need to study up on my languages some more. I lose.