Fic: He's got a one-hand feel on the steering wheel (The other on my heart)

[eternallycait]

Fic: He's got a one-hand feel on the steering wheel (The other on my heart)

Because what the Inception fandom needed was a Taylor Swift songfic.

Warnings: none, the fact that a lot of this is lifted from TSwift lyrics brings it down to a G rating

Notes: Inspired by the kink meme prompt that some awesome, yet anonymous, person left. This fic has

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[eleveninches]

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“You made a rebel of a careless extractor’s careful pointman. You made me start to believe for the first time.”

[eternallycait]

Phillipa filled him in, yo. She's the brains behind this operation.

[eternallycait]

THIS IS MY SHAAAAAAAAAAME D:

[kalpurna]

“As far as I’m concerned,” Eames said, saluting the telephone with his bottle. “He’s just another picture to burn.”

“You don’t have any pictures of him,” Yusuf said cruelly as Eames passed out on the floor.

SO GOOD.

Arthur and Phillipa both think Taylor should never have broken up with Joe Jonas

[eternallycait]

They have very definite opinions on Taylor`s relationships. Jake Gyllenhaal was way too old, okay. Actually, this fic first started as Phillipa giving Arthur relationship advice, because Eames is clearly a 12 year old girl.

[fengtianshi]

This made me laugh so much in a moment of great need for laughter, so thank you! That's really hilarious, “I’ve been spending a lot of time with Phillipa, okay,” killed me, as it did pretty much all the rest! XDDD

[eternallycait]

Arthur called Phillipa after the HOT SEX to let her know that MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

Thanks!

[fengtianshi]

How I envy that girl, now! =D

[wldnst]

This is ridiculous. AND I MEAN THAT IN THE BEST POSSIBLE WAY.

OF COURSE Taylor Swift.

Though I am missing the line “Arthur missed Eames’ tanned skin and sweet smile. Also his penis.”

[eternallycait]

CLEARLY TAYLOR SWIFT. Arthur has all of her songs on his ipod but labeled as podcasts about suits and guns.

Thanks!!