Update.

I have been forced to realize that Smytty has arrived. Just in time for Christmas. Bah.

Anyhow, now we can't talk about him behind his back can have meaningful discussions with him too. ... uhm, Goodies.

Cue the arrival of Trey. Merry Christmas, you stupid fuckers. I get to go watch my house be ruined.

Hey, gossip queen. It has come to my attention that Conks looks like he got in a fight with a rabid cat. What can you tell me about this?

Never do that again, fuckers. Gave me a heart attack.

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You two okay?

Happy Papers-realize-that-Moreau-is-actually-doing-something Day. You're all invited to my house for nachos. Actually, no. Marty is invited to my house for nachos. The rest of you go do whatever you normally do, I don't want you corrupting my child any furtherYes, at this point in his life Trey wants to grow up and be like Tommy. Only, he ( Read more... )

And he is sappy.

Sappy like a fox!

Started thinking about Christmas presents today. Gave Todd his already, in the form of some incredibly useful advice, because I'm cool like that. Gator, Steve, Marty, the rest of you scary guys, what do you want?

I deserve some kind of medal or ceremony. Todd, pay me. I saved your boyfriend from falling down a flight of stairs. I'm blaming you for yesterday, because if it wasn't for you he wouldn't have managed to whack his head on your fucking hardwood. Why get hardwood anyways? Tiling not good enough any more?

You know where you can mail your check

It should be obvious to everyone that we should play Columbus a hell of a lot more. Look what happens? Ales gets *shudder* sex, plays well, scores goals, the world is happy.

Now, since he's mad at me, one of you lucky guys will get to deal with his pouting until December. Knock yourselves out.

Hockey was fun. My hat was really fucking cool and you all know it. I may just start wearing it everywhere now, since I don't have any pretty little curls to get squished by the close fit. *coughAles*

Ended up being scarred by talking to Toddy last night. Fought. Let him think he "won" once or twice, to improve his self confidence. Reminded ( Read more... )