[Accidental Voice post]

[ethereallawyer]

You know, I'd gotten used to the whole being dead thing, but this is a little bit too much.

[There's the sound of scraping, like something's dragging across the floor]

I've never been this much like a chair before. This is-

Is that thing recording?!

[Muffled sounds of frustration and more scraping accompany this before it finally clicks off]

Comments

[fireworksntea]

You should keep away from fire.

[ethereallawyer]

Yeah, I was thinking that would be a good idea. My legs are really stiff...

[fireworksntea]

Is there any fire nearby?

[ethereallawyer]

I don't think so, but I can't exactly see well or smell.

[hearstheplanet]

I don't really think anyone's been a chair before.

[ethereallawyer]

I guess I'm not really a chair so much as I feel like one.

[hearstheplanet]

Something strange is going on. I think I was a flower for a little while, and then sand from that sandpit in the entrance.

What does being a chair feel like?

[ethereallawyer]

this sort of thing happens often. you'll get used to it.

Well, my body's really rigid, like I'm all wood. Makes for difficulty moving.