Mommy Dearest

[etiennarq]

My mother is coming in from L.A. today, and will be here for two weeks for my sister's wedding. This is cool, because in the past year, I've only seen my mother twice. I say that now, but ask me again in a few days and I'm sure I'll be singing a different tune. She's a bit high maintainance. Alright, she's very high maintainance. She's always broke

Comments

[bamskee]

Even though she probably has no idea who I am anymore, tell her I was like, "oh hey"

[etiennarq]

Will do. And she probably does remember you. She's like an elephant, you know.

That seemed like an irrelevant fat joke. It wasn't. My mom's not really that fat anymore. I meant she's got the memory of an elephant. ...just to clarify.

[countrychick812]

Now that was funny as hell...just so you know...lol