Well, That Came Out Of Nowhere

[etoanshirdlu]

Before break:
Professor: If you can finish Moby-Dick over break, do so and we'll discuss it Wedneseday when we get back.

Today:
Professor:  If you haven't finished Moby-Dick then I want you to leave the room right now and don't come back until you've finished it.

Seriously.  I and about eight others just got banned from class because we haven't

Comments

[eric_andrew]

Mmm, when communication goes bad.

[eric_andrew]

Just don't forget: he's Jesus.

[etoanshirdlu]

You say that about everybody.

[thoughtsuffix]

He's Jewish. He's confused.