i stepped on a thumb tack last night while going to seeif i could get the stray cat in the parking lot to drink some milk.

it hurt for about 45 minutes last night, then quit hurting.

this morning it hurts really bad.

george. thank you for all of your help today. i owe you one.

i need to poop. im getting vegan farts again. devin, i promise i'll try to fart outside or in the bathroom. they are a very bad thing. also, my poop ammount has gone up again.

my car is fucking up.

ska kenny and nick empson work with me now. rad.

poop.

i have alot of things i need to say to alot of people ( Read more... )

this is really fucking stupid.

yo, that ashlee simpson jam is pretty hot. its 435 and im not tired. no one is here anymore. im not drunk. im just not tired. i just read for a little bit, but then i got bored. the lake in the back got kind of flooded. tomorrow mike and i are going to the wrong side of the water to go hat shopping ( Read more... )

today sucked for the most part ( Read more... )

You know you might be in for a little added fun at work when a new employee starts a conversation off with you with this question ( Read more... )

1. Who are you ( Read more... )

today just got alot better.

i found something pretty crucial in between cushions on the couch. fucking stoked.

this is seriously the highlight of my fucking day.

havent updated much this week ( Read more... )