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[OTA, TAG SIRIUS] Karaoke?

Sep 04, 2009 23:13

Lorenzo didn't know what Karaoke was, and he didn't care, either. He just knew that when a crowd had gathered at the resort for something called a Karaoke Competition with lots of pretty maidens singing, he wanted to be involved. He was oblivious to the fact that the Karaoke bar was running it as promotion for the business. He had just stood, awed ( Read more... )

[character] sirius black, [post] open, [place] the resort

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blackbyname September 4 2009, 15:27:58 UTC

Sirius had stood in the audience of the Karaoke comp with his mouth hanging open as he watched his honourary son belting out the Bonnie Tyler classic and get groped at the same time. Only Lorenzo could have pulled off such a scene and not looked out wrong. How did Sirius not realise the kid could sing? Okay, so he could sing this song, and probably as a result of discovering the repeat function on the iPod after nearly accidentally flushing it down the toilet, but still. It was impressive. He just wasn't sure if he should go up there and try to intercept before it turned into a free porn show that Hors de Prix would be jealous over. That girl was practically trying to rape Lorenzo. And what was with that? What was with the kid and his sex appeal? Sirius was jealous. Even in his early years he had girls, but not like that ( ... )

far2beautiful September 4 2009, 15:41:38 UTC

Lorenzo looked at Sirius like he had just sprouted horns and a tail. "What is non-virginity?" he asked with a frown. "That is just silly. I do not think she was a virgin, but she did have very sharp nails and metal thing growing out of her tongue." He rested a hand on the hilt of his sword and used his other hand to scratch at the love bites he had collected from the neck-sucking.

He peered at Sirius analytically for a few moments. "You are not going to give me the penis blanket talk again are you, because you make my head hurt when you try. It still works how you told me the first time. I only flicked them at that man once because he told me I sounded Spanish."

blackbyname September 4 2009, 16:03:31 UTC

Sirius just laughed, shaking his head. "No, L, I'm not. You're on your own with all that now. I just need to trust you're doing the right thing, virgins or not." He looked over the woman in question, raising his eyebrows. "No, I really don't think she is one, either. What are you going to do now? Do you want some lunch? Can I tempt you not to get into trouble this afternoon and maybe sit innocently on the beach with a book..."

He trailed off as he spied the book in Lorenzo's hand. "Where did you get that from?" he asked.

far2beautiful September 5 2009, 01:31:29 UTC

Lorenzo shrugged and looked down at the book. "Hermione's shop. She said these are the proper naked maiden pictures to look at," he explained. "You should be taking Elektra for lunch and talking about marriage," he said matter-of-factly. "That is the right thing to do."