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[ettolrahc_oof]

MOM: yesterday we got or you got a supena for your arrest. it said make it easy on yourself and turn yourself in
MOM: it was sent to the Millville police to come to our house and arrest you for *mumblemumblemumble*
MOM: we saved it for you so you could keep it for a souvenier
MOM: Jamie are you still there
THE CRIMINAL JAMIE: WHAT?!
MOM: I am not

Comments

[chasezed]

chasezed: and this is fun :-)
asshole: haha what? that shes gonna get taken down by the coppers on her way to class?!
chasezed: Yes! Imagine the coolness of it. UGH i wish i was there to tape.
asshole: LOL You want jamie to perish in a jail cell
asshole: some friend you are!
chasezed: No, its just funny and it would look cool on her band resume. you know, the tough chick who's done time.

[ettolrahc_oof]

haha that asshole sure is funny.

[chasezed]

BUT I M FUNNIER.

welcome to the club

[gympmaster]

guess who is 19 today?

Re: welcome to the club

[ettolrahc_oof]

Happy Birthday to Luke.
Happy Birthday to Luke
Happy bbbbiiirrrthday to Luuuuke
Happy Birthday to Luke :)

hope you have a good day sir.

[dpfreak]

I KNEW IT.

I always knew, deep down, that you were a vigilante.

[ettolrahc_oof]

yea.. *lits up a cigarrette* got a PROBLEM with that?

[dpfreak]

No. I think it's dope as fuck. Now you just need a bitch for when you're dragged off to prison.

[ettolrahc_oof]

haha i KNOW thats the first thing that got into my head.. I was like, "thank GOD i don't have any incriminating tattoos that'll get me on people's bad sides."

[ettolrahc_oof]

yeah i'll leave THAT to mikehanna.

[romanticmele]

My roomate's a criminal!
My roomate's a criminal!
My roomate's a criminal!
My roomate's a criminal!
My roomate's a criminal!
My roomate's a criminal!
(Chours)
Criminallllllllllllllll

[ettolrahc_oof]

Mel you are a musical GENIUS!!!!!!! you summed up the whole situation in just SEVEN lines!! wow oh wow.