something that was emphasized to me this weekend: at least there are no RFID chips in cheese.

yet.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!

i wish there were an algorithm to let me know when things match. it seems like someone should design a website where you enter pictures of pairings of articles of clothing (uh, the short word for that is "outfits") and then it tells you how terrible it looks, on a scale of stunning to blinding, modding out for different styles. (i.e., i wouldn't ( Read more... )

stoopid [sic] oregon dmv.

i'm going to washington, fuckers. we get a cute little heart on our licenses for being an organ donor instead of a little letter D. although, all of this means i won't be an oregon organ donor... damn.

the butterflies have been eliminated and a new director of asses has been found. ( ............................. )

anticipation/waiting ( Read more... )

the first time i heard someone use the word parallelepiped, it was my dad, and i accused him of making it up. he hadn't. (to my credit, i was a freshman or sophomore in high school ( Read more... )

my art prof likes the still life i set up for my painting. awesome. he called it "menacing" and "matisse-like."

menacing it is. like some other things in my life...

every time i sharpen a knife i have, i cut myself. i like having sharp knives, but damn.

also, i can't quite finish will shortz' puzzler for this week. all i have left is 2,7,7. arg.

EDIT: solved it: (7/0.7)-2. duh. now i am all done, and could submit to play puzzle on the air with will shortz!

empty coffee cups litter my desk like sarcophagi.