maybe one day if i try really hard i can be as cool a guy as my dad.

[etymologize]

okay, it like 9 o'clcok and my dad is giving me and michael and michael a ride to giantic and he is trying to pass this car while telling us its not cool to drink and drive but the other drive is going slow. then he got mad and hillarity ensues

dad: thats right mother fucker! you dont fuck with this. yeah, im driving an f-o-r-e-d ford.

me:

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[_nudistcolony]

i'm fucking crying from laughing so hard.
your dad sounds like every single male family member on my mom's side of the family.
"f-o-u-r-e-d, that spells bad to the bone"
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
amazing.

[mechbirds_happy]

haha
i love what he said about tommy tutone...hilarious

[__retroporn]

hahahahahahaah
hahah
that was great[interupted by laughter again]
i'm coming way early
like EARLY early
or you know
like an hour or something
♥