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[etzhadaat]

New career idea: Organized crime/cnidaria researcher. Got my torture devices, my body disposal, and my front organization all right there. I might even get grants! The US has no idea what's a good use of time or money.

Second one: Prostitutor, someone who teaches you what you need to know and also has sex with you.

Comments

[liontamer23]

lol jellyfish.
the second one is hilarious.