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today a girl at the front desk started laughing when i approached, and told me that one of my male clients of the afternoon had told her on the phone that he "usually has someone come to the house so he can have a happy ending ( Read more... )

i keep catching myself involuntarily straining my facial muscles on the left side. if this keeps up i'm afraid i will look like a stroke victim in a few months.

day two of my visceral manipulation class, in which i am learning to massage and discerningly poke around inside people's internal organs: liver, gallbladder, spleen, pancreas, stomach, small intestine, large intestine, etc. with one exception i am the youngest by about 15 years, and aside from the instructor himself i am the only male. the class ( Read more... )

tonight i massaged a beautiful black woman with the name Douglas tattooed on her sacrum.
i don't care how intense a relationship i could potentially be in, i would never be okay with fucking a girl from behind and seeing my name above her ass.

Bristol Palin:
If girls realized the consequences of sex, nobody would be having sex. Trust me. Nobody.
ughhhhh.
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things that made me smile in this month's Rolling Stone-Obama eliminated federal funding for abstinence-only education ( Read more... )

i think i have a bit of a crush on offer shlomi.
i believe your story, offer.
that hooker had no right to bite your tongue.
i am on your side.

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this morning i woke up to the haunting sound of my roommate wailing in the shower. love can be such a bitch sometimes.

weird dream ( Read more... )

my portuguese teacher, in the middle of a portugal history lesson recently, told us that she was arrested three times before the age of 15, in the early 1970's, by the secret portuguese police. the first for reading poetry in public; the second for bringing aid to a poor family; the third for bringing aid to women who had resorted to prostitution ( Read more... )