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[eudaimonia_nz]

Spotted in pervygeekfancy by inquis
At New York Kennedy airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule and a calculator

Comments

[bluebellrock]

Hahaha! I heard that joke up until the 'al-gebra' part some time ago, but someone has obviously had a lot of fun expanding it since. And to good effect. Yay! :)

[izzy_stradlin]

*falls off chair* hahaha!