When Kibum Wasn't There
Summary: When Kibum's absent, havoc ensues. Set after SJ'S 3rd album activities.
Rating: PG-13 (vague mentions of sexual situations)
Pairings: KyuMin, HaeHyuk, YeWook, KangTeuk, HanChul, SiBum
Genre: Crack
Disclaimer: I do not own Super Junior
A/N: Something that I wrote a while back with my friend. She posted it on the Super Legacy forum and I decided to post it on miracle after much procrastination.
Cho Kyuhyun > Kim Kibum Hyung, your boyfriend is totally hitting on MY boyfriend.
Choi Siwon, Lee Hyukjae, Kim Heechul and 6 others like this.
Kim Kibum ...
Cho Kyuhyun I'm serious!!! HYUNG WHERE THE F*** HAVE YOU GONE.
Cho Kyuhyun > Choi Siwon STAY AWAY FROM Lee Sungmin!
Kim Heechul, Lee Hyukjae, Lee Sungmin and 4 others like this.
Kim Kibum Are you sure Siwon's the one all over Sungmin?
Cho Kyuhyun > Lee Sungmin STAY AWAY FROM Choi Siwon!
Kim Heechul, Lee Hyukjae and 3 others like this.
Lee Sungmin bbKyu are you jealous? ):
Cho Kyuhyun > Lee Sungmin Why would I be jealous? I am elated that my boyfriend is frolicking around with his fellow bandmate who should keep his hands to himself!
Kim Heechul likes this.
Cho Kyuhyun Hyung, why are you liking everything?!?!
Kim Jongwoon You seem pretty jealous to me...
Lee Sungmin > Cho Kyuhyun Aww bbKyu I love you!
Cho Kyuhyun likes this.
Choi Siwon Dislikes this.
Cho Kyuhyun Go away, this doesn't concern you. Go hit on Hyukjae hyung or something.
*****
Lee Donghae > Kim Kibum Kibummie, the aliens will abduct Siwon if he continues hugging my Hyukkie... ):
Cho Kyuhyun, Han Geng, Kim Heechul and 2 others like this.
Cho Kyuhyun WTF, hyung.
Lee Donghae It's all your fault!
Lee Donghae > Kim Kibum I mean it Kibummie! The aliens are my allies!
Kim Heechul, Cho Kyuhyun, Lee Sungmin and 4 others like this.
Kim Kibum > Choi Siwon What the hell are you doing to Hyukjae hyung?
Kim Heechul, Cho Kyuhyun and Lee Sungmin like this.
Lee Donghae I told you, he won't stop touching him!
Kim Kibum ... Siwon, go get something to eat instead.
Lee Hyukjae > Lee Donghae Why do you always call Kibum Kibummie anyway?
Lee Donghae Err...
Lee Hyukjae You like him that much? ):
Lee Donghae Hyukkie...
Han Geng > Lee Hyukjae KEEP IT DOWN DOWN THERE.
Kim Heechul likes this.
Lee Hyukjae > Han Geng You don’t hear me complaining when you’re being loud either, do you?
Kim Jongwoon, Kim Youngwoon and 3 others like this.
Lee Donghae Stop distracting my Hyukkie!
Choi Siwon Dislikes this.
*****
Kim Jongwoon > Kim Kibum WHY IS Choi Siwon LICKING MY WOOKIE IN THE KITCHEN?!?!
Kim Heechul, Cho Kyuhyun, Choi Siwon and 2 others like this.
Kim Ryeowook > Kim Jongwoon He wasn’t licking me, I swear!
Kim Joongwoon > Kim Ryeowook Are you sure? Ddangkoma saw it too!
Park Jungsu Sung… Ddangkoma’s a turtle.
Kim Youngwoon Pfffttt.
Kim Ryeowook Hyung...
Kim Kibum is in a complicated relationship.
Cho Kyuhyun, Han Geng, Kim Heechul and 5 others like this.
Choi Siwon > Kim Kibum What’s so complicated about our relationship?
Kim Kibum > Choi Siwon ... You.
Kim Jongwoon, Kim Heechul, Lee Donghae and 8 others like this.
Choi Siwon Dislike.
Shin Donghee thinks his bandmates are all crazy.
Kim Kibum and Kim Heechul like this.
Cho Kyuhyun You’re the weirdest among us all.
Park Jungsu Kyu, be nice.
Kim Heechul But he’s right.
Han Geng I’m sane!
Park Jungsu What’s wrong with everyone? o_O
Kim Heechul likes this.
Kim Heechul Blame Siwon.
Kim Ryeowook Hyung, can you go talk to Siwon? He’s scaring me.
Kim Jongwoon WHAT DID HE DO.
Kim Ryeowook ... He tried to pour chocolate syrup over me.
Lee Sungmin Yum. Chocolate.
Cho Kyuhyun RYEOWOOK!!!!!
Lee Sungmin Oops.
Kim Jongwoon > Choi Siwon I HAVE YOUR BIBLE WITH ME.
Cho Kyuhyun and Kim Heechul like this.
Choi Siwon Hyung, forgive me please? ><
Kim Jongwoon Hand over the chocolate sauce and no one gets hurt.
Kim Ryeowook O_O
*****
Park Jungsu > Choi Siwon Let’s talk in my room, now.
Kim Heechul likes this.
Kim Heechul Ooh, kinky.
Kim Youngwoon Dislikes this.
Kim Youngwoon Why can’t you talk to him out here?
Kim Youngwoon > Park Jungsu Why are you not answering me?
Han Geng likes this.
Kim Heechul After twenty seconds, seriously?
Kim Youngwoon > Park Jungsu Is he doing anything?
Han Geng likes this.
Kim Heechul Thirty seconds.
Kim Youngwoon > Park Jungsu Why are you taking so long?
Han Geng likes this.
Kim Heechul One minute...
Kim Youngwoon > Park Jungsu I’m going in.
Han Geng likes this.
Kim Heechul One minute thirty seconds...
Kim Heechul > Kim Youngwoon YAH! Stop spamming my news feed with your posts!
Lee Sungmin, Han Geng, Lee Donghae and 4 others like this.
Kim Youngwoon > Park Jungsu I really am!
Han Geng likes this.
Kim Heechul YAH ARE YOU A MAN? JUST DO IT.
Park Jungsu > Kim Youngwoon What did you think you were doing?
Kim Heechul likes this.
Kim Youngwoon What was Siwon doing?
Park Jungsu We were just talking!
Kim Youngwoon So his hand up your shirt was “just talking”?
Kim Kibum What the hell.
Han Geng > Choi Siwon Kibum will not be happy with you.
Kim Heechul Stop it, you Chinaman! You’re spoiling the show.
*****
Kim Kibum joined the group “I cheat on my boyfriend because he started it.”.
Kim Heechul, Han Geng, Cho Kyuhyun and 8 others like this.
Kim Heechul > Choi Siwon KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY BOYFRIEND'S ASS!!!
Lee Sungmin, Lee Hyukjae, Cho Kyuhyun and 7 others like this.
Kim Heechul > Han Geng WHY ARE YOU WITH THAT BIBLE FREAK.
Kim Heechul > Kim Kibum YAH! KIM KIBUM GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE NOW!
Kim Heechul > Kim Kibum Siwon doesn’t care that you’re gonna cheat on him!
Han Geng > Kim Heechul He only wanted help with his Chinese!
Kim Heechul Tell him to find Zhoumi!
Kim Kibum is single.
Kim Heechul, Cho Kyuhyun and 3 others like this.
Lee Hyukjae > Choi Siwon Kibum’s angry with you.
Lee Donghae and Kim Heechul like this.
Lee Sungmin > Choi Siwon You are so dead.
Cho Kyuhyun and Kim Heechul like this.
Kim Ryeowook > Choi Siwon Why is Kibum single now?
Kim Jongwoon and Kim Heechul like this.
Han Geng > Choi Siwon I told you...
Choi Siwon > Kim Kibum Bummie! I didn’t mean any of it!
Choi Siwon > Lee Hyukjae He’s not replying! T_T
Kim Heechul likes this.
Lee Donghae At least the aliens didn’t abduct you.
Lee Sungmin Or the pink bunnies.
Shin Donghee thinks his bandmates are REALLY REALLY crazy.
Rating: PG-13 (vague mentions of sexual situations)
Pairings: KyuMin, HaeHyuk, YeWook, KangTeuk, HanChul, SiBum
Genre: Crack
Disclaimer: I do not own Super Junior
A/N: Something that I wrote a while back with my friend. She posted it on the Super Legacy forum and I decided to post it on miracle after much procrastination.
Cho Kyuhyun > Kim Kibum Hyung, your boyfriend is totally hitting on MY boyfriend.
Choi Siwon, Lee Hyukjae, Kim Heechul and 6 others like this.
Kim Kibum ...
Cho Kyuhyun I'm serious!!! HYUNG WHERE THE F*** HAVE YOU GONE.
Cho Kyuhyun > Choi Siwon STAY AWAY FROM Lee Sungmin!
Kim Heechul, Lee Hyukjae, Lee Sungmin and 4 others like this.
Kim Kibum Are you sure Siwon's the one all over Sungmin?
Cho Kyuhyun > Lee Sungmin STAY AWAY FROM Choi Siwon!
Kim Heechul, Lee Hyukjae and 3 others like this.
Lee Sungmin bbKyu are you jealous? ):
Cho Kyuhyun > Lee Sungmin Why would I be jealous? I am elated that my boyfriend is frolicking around with his fellow bandmate who should keep his hands to himself!
Kim Heechul likes this.
Cho Kyuhyun Hyung, why are you liking everything?!?!
Kim Jongwoon You seem pretty jealous to me...
Lee Sungmin > Cho Kyuhyun Aww bbKyu I love you!
Cho Kyuhyun likes this.
Choi Siwon Dislikes this.
Cho Kyuhyun Go away, this doesn't concern you. Go hit on Hyukjae hyung or something.
*****
Lee Donghae > Kim Kibum Kibummie, the aliens will abduct Siwon if he continues hugging my Hyukkie... ):
Cho Kyuhyun, Han Geng, Kim Heechul and 2 others like this.
Cho Kyuhyun WTF, hyung.
Lee Donghae It's all your fault!
Lee Donghae > Kim Kibum I mean it Kibummie! The aliens are my allies!
Kim Heechul, Cho Kyuhyun, Lee Sungmin and 4 others like this.
Kim Kibum > Choi Siwon What the hell are you doing to Hyukjae hyung?
Kim Heechul, Cho Kyuhyun and Lee Sungmin like this.
Lee Donghae I told you, he won't stop touching him!
Kim Kibum ... Siwon, go get something to eat instead.
Lee Hyukjae > Lee Donghae Why do you always call Kibum Kibummie anyway?
Lee Donghae Err...
Lee Hyukjae You like him that much? ):
Lee Donghae Hyukkie...
Han Geng > Lee Hyukjae KEEP IT DOWN DOWN THERE.
Kim Heechul likes this.
Lee Hyukjae > Han Geng You don’t hear me complaining when you’re being loud either, do you?
Kim Jongwoon, Kim Youngwoon and 3 others like this.
Lee Donghae Stop distracting my Hyukkie!
Choi Siwon Dislikes this.
*****
Kim Jongwoon > Kim Kibum WHY IS Choi Siwon LICKING MY WOOKIE IN THE KITCHEN?!?!
Kim Heechul, Cho Kyuhyun, Choi Siwon and 2 others like this.
Kim Ryeowook > Kim Jongwoon He wasn’t licking me, I swear!
Kim Joongwoon > Kim Ryeowook Are you sure? Ddangkoma saw it too!
Park Jungsu Sung… Ddangkoma’s a turtle.
Kim Youngwoon Pfffttt.
Kim Ryeowook Hyung...
Kim Kibum is in a complicated relationship.
Cho Kyuhyun, Han Geng, Kim Heechul and 5 others like this.
Choi Siwon > Kim Kibum What’s so complicated about our relationship?
Kim Kibum > Choi Siwon ... You.
Kim Jongwoon, Kim Heechul, Lee Donghae and 8 others like this.
Choi Siwon Dislike.
Shin Donghee thinks his bandmates are all crazy.
Kim Kibum and Kim Heechul like this.
Cho Kyuhyun You’re the weirdest among us all.
Park Jungsu Kyu, be nice.
Kim Heechul But he’s right.
Han Geng I’m sane!
Park Jungsu What’s wrong with everyone? o_O
Kim Heechul likes this.
Kim Heechul Blame Siwon.
Kim Ryeowook Hyung, can you go talk to Siwon? He’s scaring me.
Kim Jongwoon WHAT DID HE DO.
Kim Ryeowook ... He tried to pour chocolate syrup over me.
Lee Sungmin Yum. Chocolate.
Cho Kyuhyun RYEOWOOK!!!!!
Lee Sungmin Oops.
Kim Jongwoon > Choi Siwon I HAVE YOUR BIBLE WITH ME.
Cho Kyuhyun and Kim Heechul like this.
Choi Siwon Hyung, forgive me please? ><
Kim Jongwoon Hand over the chocolate sauce and no one gets hurt.
Kim Ryeowook O_O
*****
Park Jungsu > Choi Siwon Let’s talk in my room, now.
Kim Heechul likes this.
Kim Heechul Ooh, kinky.
Kim Youngwoon Dislikes this.
Kim Youngwoon Why can’t you talk to him out here?
Kim Youngwoon > Park Jungsu Why are you not answering me?
Han Geng likes this.
Kim Heechul After twenty seconds, seriously?
Kim Youngwoon > Park Jungsu Is he doing anything?
Han Geng likes this.
Kim Heechul Thirty seconds.
Kim Youngwoon > Park Jungsu Why are you taking so long?
Han Geng likes this.
Kim Heechul One minute...
Kim Youngwoon > Park Jungsu I’m going in.
Han Geng likes this.
Kim Heechul One minute thirty seconds...
Kim Heechul > Kim Youngwoon YAH! Stop spamming my news feed with your posts!
Lee Sungmin, Han Geng, Lee Donghae and 4 others like this.
Kim Youngwoon > Park Jungsu I really am!
Han Geng likes this.
Kim Heechul YAH ARE YOU A MAN? JUST DO IT.
Park Jungsu > Kim Youngwoon What did you think you were doing?
Kim Heechul likes this.
Kim Youngwoon What was Siwon doing?
Park Jungsu We were just talking!
Kim Youngwoon So his hand up your shirt was “just talking”?
Kim Kibum What the hell.
Han Geng > Choi Siwon Kibum will not be happy with you.
Kim Heechul Stop it, you Chinaman! You’re spoiling the show.
*****
Kim Kibum joined the group “I cheat on my boyfriend because he started it.”.
Kim Heechul, Han Geng, Cho Kyuhyun and 8 others like this.
Kim Heechul > Choi Siwon KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY BOYFRIEND'S ASS!!!
Lee Sungmin, Lee Hyukjae, Cho Kyuhyun and 7 others like this.
Kim Heechul > Han Geng WHY ARE YOU WITH THAT BIBLE FREAK.
Kim Heechul > Kim Kibum YAH! KIM KIBUM GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE NOW!
Kim Heechul > Kim Kibum Siwon doesn’t care that you’re gonna cheat on him!
Han Geng > Kim Heechul He only wanted help with his Chinese!
Kim Heechul Tell him to find Zhoumi!
Kim Kibum is single.
Kim Heechul, Cho Kyuhyun and 3 others like this.
Lee Hyukjae > Choi Siwon Kibum’s angry with you.
Lee Donghae and Kim Heechul like this.
Lee Sungmin > Choi Siwon You are so dead.
Cho Kyuhyun and Kim Heechul like this.
Kim Ryeowook > Choi Siwon Why is Kibum single now?
Kim Jongwoon and Kim Heechul like this.
Han Geng > Choi Siwon I told you...
Choi Siwon > Kim Kibum Bummie! I didn’t mean any of it!
Choi Siwon > Lee Hyukjae He’s not replying! T_T
Kim Heechul likes this.
Lee Donghae At least the aliens didn’t abduct you.
Lee Sungmin Or the pink bunnies.
Shin Donghee thinks his bandmates are REALLY REALLY crazy.