Comments | euphates: While I was in the bathroom at work tonight...

euphates

While I was in the bathroom at work tonight...

Apr 23, 2003 03:43

I got to thinking, what worse job could there be than a janitors.

What other job has the bathroom as your office?

hmmmm, maybe proctology? YUCK!

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elizalouwho April 23 2003, 07:33:35 UTC

DUDE
exactly HOW LONG were you in the bathroom???

Re: euphates April 25 2003, 16:31:19 UTC

Not long, my mind works fast!
(so do the other organs!)

tonyfuckinking April 23 2003, 11:37:53 UTC

what did you do in there that made you feel sorry for the janitor?

Re: euphates April 25 2003, 16:29:52 UTC

Nothing like that, sick bastard!

By the way, were you the one that painted the mens bathroom with shit!?!

spongebobbailey April 24 2003, 22:12:07 UTC

(I was rambling through journals and found yours, I hope you don't mind my leaving a comment/story/blablabla)
Once I was at a McDonald's in Illinois, and I had to use the restroom. I get in there, and there's a line, but (mysteriously!) the first stall is empty. Oppurtunity whacked me in the back of the head, I giggled gleefully and opened the door. And there was shit, all over the wall, all over the floor, all over the commode, all over EVERYTHING. I felt so bad for the girl cleaning it, and she was pissed. "Who the hell does this shit? Like you can't fucking hit the toilet? Bitch asses leave me to clean their shit up..." I didn't want to laugh, because I'd probably get hit with the mop. But that was sick.

But being a janitor in some places might not be so bad.. Be a janitor at an adult movie theatre? Not as bad as being a janitor in that McDonald's in Illinois...

Hi! euphates April 25 2003, 19:06:09 UTC

That is both funny AND sick.

Someone actually did that here at work about 2 years ago. It was in the mens back bathroom. The management went ape-shit over it! Hahaha! They've put a padlock on both back bathrooms and I don't think they're planning on opening them up, ever! They never did find out who did it. Of course, whose ever going to fess up to THAT crime!

The worlds full of sickos, thats for sure!

Re: Hi! spongebobbailey April 25 2003, 19:47:21 UTC

Oh glorious, glorious, glorious fecal matter. It surely makes for entertaining stories, but I'm rawther glad I don't have to deal with cleaning it off walls on an hourly basis.. A daily basis, maybe. (Harr...)

Re: Hi! euphates April 25 2003, 21:15:02 UTC

Janitors definately don't make enough money for the SHIT they put up with!

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