Here's my cabinet at work.


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Being the good Aunt that I am, I recently purchased a 3lb tub of cookie dough from my niece. (I hate the way the school system is more concerned about teaching the rugrats to be good peddlers rather than concentrating on actual education.) Anyway, the concept of these tubs was that you could just make however many cookies you wanted at that time ( Read more... )

I brought a bottle of water in with me when I came in tonight. I'm drinking on it as I'm talking to the 'dayshift dumbass' known as Quasemoto. At some point I sat my water down to do something and several minutes later picked up a bottle of water and started to drink it. YUK COUGH GAG!!! It wasn't my water, but HERS! Aghhhhh! If I suddenly stupid ( Read more... )

Got to talk to my girlfriend tonight! Sweet!!!

Sountracks to Rocky Horror and Priscilla, Elton John, Melissa Etheridge, Indigo Girls, Yer Girlfriend, k d Lang, Barbara Striesand-The Broadway Album

Later, Jim's gonna dance for me!!!

Why is it that bed sheet manufacturers think that if you've grown out of your twin bed that you don't want fun sheets anymore ( Read more... )

This week was pretty good. Tabasco is now fine and both ends are working! His biopsies turned out fine ( Read more... )

Tabasco stopped eating this weekend. So first thing this morning I call the Vet's office and they have me bring him in. After a complete checkup, another $70 blood workup (same one they just did Weds.) and an xray, I find out he has a blockage. I now have 2 oral medications to give him each morning and if he doesn't poop by Weds. I have to take him ( Read more... )

I had plans to go out Saturday, yes 2 nights in a row, I'm getting to be such a socialite! Anyway, I'm in my robe about to get dressed when I look down and realize I'm a fucking mess! My left foot is wrapped in an Ace bandage cause I tripped over a pallet at work and fucked it up. My right foot is in a brace because I fell (way back in October) and ( Read more... )

Once when I was about 14 years old or so, the neighborhood gang got together for a game of basketball. Suddenly Troy called out to 'stop the game'. We all stopped in our tracks and turned to look at him. Troy had this big grin on his face, and he got in a stance like he was preparing to kickstart a motorcycle. He then tried to 'start the cycle', ( Read more... )