Rachel Taggart's Schedule (Chat)
Euphoric Bard: What have you been doing all day?
moonshinevicky: SCHOOl
moonshinevicky: work
moonshinevicky: work
Euphoric Bard: Skinning rotting corpses in your bathtub?
moonshinevicky: WORK
moonshinevicky: eat
moonshinevicky: computer
Euphoric Bard: Masturbation.
moonshinevicky: that is what I did
Euphoric Bard: Worship.
moonshinevicky: nope
Euphoric Bard: Dance.
moonshinevicky: nope
moonshinevicky: haha
moonshinevicky: sleep
Euphoric Bard: Jell-O time.
moonshinevicky: haha
Euphoric Bard: Recess.
moonshinevicky: yuck
moonshinevicky: I HATE THOSE
Euphoric Bard: Bathroom break 1.
moonshinevicky: haha
moonshinevicky: nope
Euphoric Bard: Cleaning the kitchen.
moonshinevicky: SLEEP
Euphoric Bard: Bathroom break number 2.
moonshinevicky: fuck that
moonshinevicky: haha
Euphoric Bard: Sneaking pancakes late at night.
moonshinevicky: ewww pancakes
Euphoric Bard: Sitting in her room with a red ass.
moonshinevicky: hahaha
moonshinevicky: nope
moonshinevicky: what?
moonshinevicky: WHAT you mean?
Euphoric Bard: Recording conversations with Carlos and mixing them in with songs and masturbating to the lame hybrid of sound.
moonshinevicky: uh no
moonshinevicky: I don't really save his conversations
moonshinevicky: I saved the first
Euphoric Bard: Summoning the magic of love to curse Carlos with her love.
Euphoric Bard: Cooking Class.
moonshinevicky: you're crazy
Euphoric Bard: Going to the grocery store to pickup Martha Stewart Living and a bag of peanuts.
moonshinevicky: haha
Euphoric Bard: Seinfeld re-runs.
Euphoric Bard: Popcorn.
Euphoric Bard: 3rd Rock from the Sun re-runs.
Euphoric Bard: Pulling out a can of Planter's Mixed Nuts.
moonshinevicky: well I can see that you can go on...
Euphoric Bard: Continues to watch 3rd Rock from the Sun marathon.
Euphoric Bard: Falls asleep with a cashew on her chin.
Euphoric Bard: Wakes up.
Euphoric Bard: Eats the Cream of Wheat that her mom makes for her.
Euphoric Bard: Eats a bananna and a cup of mixed fruit.
Euphoric Bard: Eats yogurt.
Euphoric Bard: Does the laundry.
Euphoric Bard: Opens a bag of pretzels for her mom.
Euphoric Bard: Call Domino's to see if they still crazy those cinna sticks.
Euphoric Bard: Find out that they don't and calls Pizza Hut.
moonshinevicky: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
moonshinevicky: OK
Euphoric Bard: Finds out that they have twist crust pizza and gets that instead.
moonshinevicky: SLEEPPPPPPPP
moonshinevicky: thats what I do
moonshinevicky: I pass out
moonshinevicky: and go to sleep
Euphoric Bard: And eat peach cobbler with the TV down low.
moonshinevicky: then I wake up in the morning pissed off
moonshinevicky: I got to school happy and then get pissed off
moonshinevicky: I come home eat and then get pissed off
Euphoric Bard: Sneaking popsicles at night and keeping the sticks in your pocket and reading the jokes in class.
Euphoric Bard: Watching Terminator 2.
moonshinevicky: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
moonshinevicky: no
Euphoric Bard: Gets in trouble for eating the last Pringle.
moonshinevicky: ok whatever you say
Euphoric Bard: Rubs her mom's back.
Euphoric Bard: Gets slapped for doing a half-assed job.
Euphoric Bard: Has to cook dinner.
moonshinevicky: ok YOU CAN STOP NOW
Euphoric Bard: Cooks Ball Park turkey franks and a can of Bush's Baked Beans.
Euphoric Bard: Her mom cries.
Euphoric Bard: Her mom calls her a gringa and tells her to mop.
moonshinevicky: nope never haped
Euphoric Bard: Mops the floor and finds a box of Entaman's chocolate doughnuts.
moonshinevicky: happened
moonshinevicky: ok
moonshinevicky: whatever
Euphoric Bard: That's the work you had to do. I know.
moonshinevicky: Nope
Euphoric Bard: You told me while eating an apple covered with peanut butter, remember?
moonshinevicky: none of that
moonshinevicky: I hate peanut butter
moonshinevicky: It makes me wanna vomit
Euphoric Bard: You didn't that day.
moonshinevicky: uhhhhhhhhhhh
moonshinevicky: blow me
moonshinevicky: !
Euphoric Bard: The stuff was stuck to the roof of your mouth and you kept tonguing at it.
moonshinevicky: no
Euphoric Bard: And was moaning "milk, milk, milk."
moonshinevicky: I know you would like that
Euphoric Bard: I did like it, because I also enjoy apples with peanut butter, but this is about your day, not mine.
moonshinevicky: UHHHHHH I didn't eat apples with peanut butter
moonshinevicky: I hate them
Euphoric Bard: As I said, you didn't that day.
moonshinevicky: I NEVER DID
moonshinevicky: ok
Euphoric Bard: You were tonguing the stuck peanut butter on the roof of your mouth.
moonshinevicky: wild imagination
moonshinevicky: my tongue doesn't even fit in my mouth
moonshinevicky: it's really long
Euphoric Bard: Well, I don't know how you did it, but you did.
Euphoric Bard: You're quite the special girl.
Euphoric Bard: Eating healthy snacks and doing things the right way.
moonshinevicky: I can almost swallow my damn tongue
Euphoric Bard: That's a very Christian talent and I commend you.
Euphoric Bard: But this isn't the Christian Book of World Records.
moonshinevicky: huh?
moonshinevicky: thakns?
moonshinevicky: it's not a talent
Euphoric Bard: I know you really wanted to be featured in Guiness, but they were booked.
moonshinevicky: no
Euphoric Bard: I did get you that birthday gig, remember?
Euphoric Bard: You should be thanking me.
moonshinevicky: listen ur high
Euphoric Bard: Those kids did like you, though. I was impressed.
moonshinevicky: and you are talking shit
moonshinevicky: that you won't remember tomorrow
Euphoric Bard: Especially when you dressed up as a dalmation and jumped up to get the treats from your assistant with your tongue.
Euphoric Bard: That was a great gig.
Euphoric Bard: I'm glad someone recorded it with his VHS CAM.
moonshinevicky: ok sweety whatever you sayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
moonshinevicky: and REMEBER THAT TIME we got married in vegas
Euphoric Bard: No, that was you and Kris.
Euphoric Bard: But you decided that the lonely carton of serbert ice cream in your freezer was more important and you skipped out.
moonshinevicky: And remember the time I swallowed that pink flamingo
moonshinevicky: in my backyard
moonshinevicky: and then threw up on my neighbors
Euphoric Bard: Wasn't that the day when your mom attempted to make apple pie, but forgot how to make homemade dough for the crust?
moonshinevicky: yes
moonshinevicky: HOW DID YOU KNOW??????????????
Euphoric Bard: Because I was there.
moonshinevicky: I know
moonshinevicky: we had intercourse in my shower after the flamingo incident
Euphoric Bard: Didn't that take place right after you told me about that awesome Oreck vaccum cleaner comercial?
moonshinevicky: yes
moonshinevicky: yes
moonshinevicky: and then you fathered my children
moonshinevicky: and you owe my child support
Euphoric Bard: Oh, you mean you and Kris' children, Kandin, and Fransisco?
moonshinevicky: NOPe
moonshinevicky: your children
Euphoric Bard: I don't have children, and this is about you, not me.
moonshinevicky: whom I ate during the Great Depression
moonshinevicky: because of starvation
Euphoric Bard: So, you're still going on about being a time traveler, like that one time when you were eating Cherioes and the milk spilled all over the ground.
moonshinevicky: mmmhmmm
moonshinevicky: and I made you lick it off the floor
Euphoric Bard: As I remember correctly, your mom smacked you upside the head and throw a wet towel at you.