Man-Fuel (Chat)

Oct 19, 2005 21:37




Euphoric Bard: "They're statues!"
Euphoric Bard: How are statues more manly than figurines?
Euphoric Bard: They both sound gay.
ShujinIsis696: Figures sounds better..
Euphoric Bard: Why the hell would they be watching that in the first place?
ShujinIsis696: Jerk off....
Euphoric Bard: QVC and pizza?
Euphoric Bard: What the fuck?
ShujinIsis696: I dunno.
Euphoric Bard: "Man fuel...cool."
Euphoric Bard: Gay.
Euphoric Bard: So steak makes you more manly?
ShujinIsis696: I guess... the idea of attacking cows... >.>
Euphoric Bard: "Man fuel...cool."-ex marine, murderer, hunter, pedophile.
ShujinIsis696: O.o That's disturbing... Maybe they had some little kids in there..
Euphoric Bard: And that's why they were watching QVC!
ShujinIsis696: Probably.. Getting figurines for their little girls that they were making porn tapes of..
Euphoric Bard: And when his wise-ass Hispanic friend started giving him hell and calling them figurines, he snapped, showing his true ex-marine, murderer, hunter, pedophile colors.
ShujinIsis696: XDDD
ShujinIsis696: Yeah, and they ran train on small children over webcam just because he was mad.
Euphoric Bard: "THEY'RE STATUES!"- devil blood-thirtsy wolf
Euphoric Bard: While the smart-ass Hispanic and the little girls ate the "man-fuel", the ex-marine, murderer, hunter, pedophile ate the pizza girl.
ShujinIsis696: It was edited... He said "They're Statues you wet-back son of a bitch!"
ShujinIsis696: o.o;;
Euphoric Bard: "THEY'RE STATUES!....They're statues." He then puts the pizzas inside, goes out the back door sneaks up on the pizza girl and bites her in the back and drags her back inside.
Euphoric Bard: CNN-- People angered over Pizza Hut's new commercial.
Euphoric Bard: "It condones violence against women." says Mary of Kansas.
ShujinIsis696: XD Yeah, he got all pissesd.
ShujinIsis696: pissed*
Euphoric Bard: It's better than the other commercial.
Euphoric Bard: With the pizza guy on the phone at Pizza Hut talking to the stoner who says that he loves him.
ShujinIsis696: Never seen that one.
Euphoric Bard: Oh.
Euphoric Bard: You're lucky.
Euphoric Bard: It promotes homosexuality.
Euphoric Bard: "..I love you...too."-Pizza guy
ShujinIsis696: o.o Then gay XXX man action?
Euphoric Bard: The 'man fuel' pedophile.
Euphoric Bard: Tonight on A&E.
ShujinIsis696: LOL Behing the sick mind of the "Man Fuel" pedophile.
Euphoric Bard: Many of you have seen the commercial. *Cues commercial* "Man fuel...cool." But tonight, learn about the brutal murder and rapes of over a dozen women and a smart-ass Hispanic man.
ShujinIsis696: You need help Brad, but if that happened, you'd lose your amusing qualities.
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