It's summer. It's Orlando. It's hot as the devil's balls ( Read more... )

SAM I SAW YOU WALKING DOWN UNIVERSITY BLVD TODAY. I was driving so I couldn't say hi ( Read more... )

So I've always prided myself on a hardy immune system. I get sick every three years like clockwork. However, I just started an internship in family practice at Florida Hospital on Thursday. I wake up on Friday, and I have a sore throat. Cue Saturday, my nose is all stuffed up and running at the same time, and all that crap. Not cool.

My bed is up high, as per most dorm/campus apartment arrangements. It's right about at my mid-chest, so when I iron I just put my ironing board on the bed. When I put the iron down in between ironing "spurts", I put it on my dresser, which is next to my bed ( Read more... )

So Hannibal, Faceman, Murdock, and B.A. (aka the fabulous Mr.T) hav just parachuted out of plane to do a mission in a foreign country. They need to track some hostages held by terrorists, but the area is crawling with henchman. "I can track em'...by air," Murdock says. He opens his luggage trunk and proceeds to pull out and assemble all of the ( Read more... )

So, people are really having a shit fit over the new Facebook. CALM DOWN! It's really not that big of a deal ( Read more... )

So classes at UCF on Wednesday have been cancelled, due to the alleged "hurricane". Not that I'm complaining. I just think it's funny how, after Katrina, officials are seriously overreacting at the thought of a storm brewing. For no other reason than they don't want any shit if something does happen. They just want to be able to say they took full ( Read more... )

My mom flew home from a business trip to New York today. They confiscated her lip gloss. The terrorists have won.

I'm so glad school is back in. I can already tell this is going to be a big year for me. My classes are moving out of gen ed territory and I'm starting to really get into science on a deeper level than before. I'm actually excited about my 5 credit hour Microbiology class. I'm also taking this science fiction literature class that is AMAZING. I ( Read more... )

Have you ever had a totally mundane dream? Where absolutely nothing out of the ordinary happens? I had a dream that I went to the chiropractor. That was it. I made an appointment, went there, waited in the waiting room, filled out an insurance card, the dude asked some questions made his adjustment, and I left. What kind of lame ass dream is that? ( Read more... )