Phone fun

[eurmalian]

Can someone give ma good reason why I shouldn't strap large ammounts of explosives to myself before taking a little trip to the nearest Scottish Gas offices and pushing the button? Please!

Comments

[fetket]

Because I know people who are forced to earn a crust working for their phone center and I'd miss them... Unless you gave me enough warning to get them to call in sick...

[eurmalian]

Well, I'm about to phone them back, and if I get bounced from que to que for an hour and a half again, including the entirely wrong department at one point then I'll be heading in at 9am tomorow...

[thingomy]

Well duh -- because the ensuing fireball would engulf a good part of endinburgh;

and also, a lot of people wouln't be able to cook or be warm for a while ... oh wait, everything they owned would already be cooked, and they would be more warm than they could posibly be able to cope with already ... ok, I see no problems, go ahead.

[eurmalian]

They don't store the gas in their actual offices silly. Just nigh on infinite ammounts of hot air thats created by their operators talking rubbish...

[thingomy]

perfect solution -- tell them to stuff the gass, and heat the flat on hot air

[eurmalian]

But that would mean filling the flat with the morons who work for Scottish Gas. And that would be bad...

[scellanis]

Would it not be more fun to strap these explosives to an enemy and chain him/her to something inside the building, then run away and press the big red button?

[eurmalian]

Nope. I want to be there to see them go bang. I don't care if that means I go boom too...

[fetket]

We need to invent force shielding... could you wait until we do, then you could claim a miraculous escape when they dig you out of the rubble.

[eurmalian]

It deends... Can it be invented within the next week?

[dantesvendetta]

Because we'd miss you and I'd have no one to talk to on MSN?

That's a reason...a good one. From my point of view.

[eurmalian]

I'd be dead though, so people missing me wouldn't bother me and I'm sure you'd find someone else to chat to soon enough.

[dantesvendetta]

You apparently mistaking me for someone with social skills.

Ok. You shouldn't blow yourself up because I'd go on a quest to find a way to bring you back. I'd consult all sorts of black arts etc etc and eventually find a way. Then I'd bring you back.

And nut you for being so daft.

[eurmalian]

That sounds like fun, and it'd give you a definite aim in your life. Something that you could really care about doing. Put that way it sounds like I'm doing you a service...

[troubleinchina]

Cuz you're in my game tomorrow.

[eurmalian]

That is true... But if I could make it to the game then I would have a better insight into how the dead feel...