animals

[europa01]

My boss bought a stuffed moutian lion off of ebay for 3,800 dollars. It is sitting in our basement curled up in the sexy mountian lion postion. He plans on selling it for five grand.
We (being the employees) want to bring it up stairs and make it the "sale lion", or the Preplayed mascot.
Apparently it came in a huge crate from Colorado.

Comments

[slouise]

can i worship the lion? i'm looking for a new, trendy religion...

[europa01]

oh yes you can, you can bring it gifts of soup or christmas tree orinamints, it's very picky. But also very sexy. Rawr

[needmocowbell99]

this mountain lion needs a name. like dennis, or reginald. perhaps marny if it's a girl.

[slouise]

I vote Reginald. And I shall worship this 'Reggie'.

[bellelvsbeast]

wow that's really odd to buy...:) He should try selling it to a museum or something...they pay really well for specimens...;)